baboonon 

a grown man who lives with his mother and plays with little boys online

o bro why haven't you came out of your room in the last 48 hours? you're starting to act like a baboonon.

baboonon by WarriorLiz August 5, 2017

Baboonin 

(v) the art of picking up black chicks at the club

"Yo man, down to go swoon some white chicks at the club tonight?"

"Man I ain't trynna go swoonin I'm trynna go baboonin and get me a fine African honey!"

Baboonin by SlowBlows September 7, 2014

babooning

When a guy (the pitcher) ass-fucks another guy (the catcher) with such vigor that the ass cheeks of the guy getting cornholed turn bright red. Often, babooning results in the pitcher getting a cherry belly as well.

Romeo used up an entire tube of lube last night while babooning Damian.

babooning by Garranimal July 11, 2009

Babooning

Pooping. More along the lines of loud, explosive, gut wrenching pooping that feels like an entire family of baboons are tearing apart you intestines. Also used to describe pooping in public places so the general population has no idea what is about to happen.

"Hey Shane, are you ok in there? I heard a lot of noise."
"Yeah Larry, I am fine! I am just babooning."

Babooning by bizdoggette June 6, 2016

Babooning

A polite reference to someone in the next room having crazy loud monkey sex. Grunting and bedsprings are often heard coming from the walls. People who engage in babooning do not care if others can hear them, and often will only stop if you repeatedly bang on the walls and yell at them

*grunting noises from next room*
person 1: URGH! Their babooning again
person 2: I'll the ear plugs and you start banging on the wall

Babooning by imbirdgirl June 11, 2011

Babooning

Similar to Dogging but takes place on the hood of the car instead of inside. Sometimes in the heat of excitement one of the "babooners" may rip off a windscreen wiper.

I'm so sorry about the mess to the front of the royal limo Your Majesty. I was on the way to drop Camilla at her home when she requested we stop in Green Park for a quick spot of Babooning. One thing lead to another and before I knew it she had one hand up my arse and the windscreen wiper in the other.

Babooning by Vleis July 6, 2011

Baboonoids 

Having hemorrhoids so bad, your arse resembles a baboon's.

I'd love to take a ride in your motorcycle, but unfortunately, my baboonoids are acting up.

Baboonoids by Euqinimod September 28, 2014