woozle 

Lab-grown tissue derived from rat vagina for use in men's sex toys.

Kendric: Hey, Osvaldo, quick question. I'm looking at sex dolls online and one says it has certified woozle orifices. What's that?
Osvaldo: Woozle is lab-grown rat vaginal tissue. Sex doll creators use woozle because of the ethics concerns of using lab-grown human vaginal tissue.

woozle by Extremityman November 1, 2023

woozle 

A creepy animal that is one of the primary enemies of Winnie the Pooh. Visions of the creature, which is somewhat of an elephant looking thing, are usually credited to drugs and excessive eating of Rabbit's mushrooms.

"Oh bother. Rabbit, I ate some of your mushrooms and those little sugar pills. My rumbly tumbly hurts, and I'm scared I'll be attacked by a woozle."

woozle by ColdVantage January 5, 2005

Woozle 

When you blow up a ziplock bag with air, zip it up, and proceed to hit your friend in the head with enough force to pop the bag.

haha dude go woozle Frank... hes sitting right there!

Woozle by bakesale123 September 29, 2009

Woozle 

1. A furry fuzzy-headed cute flop-eared animal of sorts. Most oftentimes is bad (but in a good way) and always has a wittle twinkle in its eye.

2. Also, can be used when addressing a person that is really cute but mischievious and a punk ass.

You're the cutest wittle woozle ever! or

Stop being such a woozlehead!

Woozle by woozlehead July 7, 2009

woozle 

a long eared mother fuckin creature from the land before time. eats lots of carrots and premature children. rapes young deer and has sexual fetish encounters with silly putty.

the woozle made a friendly approach to the 4 year old transvestite while munchin a cock

woozle by mugwump99 April 21, 2008

Woozle 

A Woozle is a nice person, or someone clever. It originated from the Wood, which was used ages ago to mean someone clever, and went from Woodzle to Woodzle to Woozle.

Joyce is a Woozle!

Woozle by Weiord June 29, 2021

Woozle 

A seedy, weedy, doughy man. Often seen fraternizing with hephalumps, the woozle is weak-willed and easily abused by hephalumps and others.

Look at that woozle! I bet he's off to be defiled by his treacherous hephalump of a girlfriend.

Woozle by Mr. Not Very Fantastic March 15, 2009