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when some sick perverted human being ate so many beans that they have excessive gas that stinks up rooms, building, and sometimes even towns with a disgusting stench of bean, raddish, and pigs in a blanket all mixed together!
emma: wouldnt that be cool if... WHAT IS THAT SMELL!!?!?!
jake: i dunno...
emma: did u fart?!?
jake: o yea! that must be it! i just ate a burrito. im gonna have total el beanio!
emma: dude! u already do! holy crap! im getting out of the room...
jake: k.

(5 minutes later)

emma: dude the whole house smells! i cant breathe!
jake: settle down its not that bad.
emma: U HAVE THE WORST EL BEANIO I HAVE EVER SMELLED!
el beanio by lydia December 29, 2003
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Carhartt beanie 

The staple of a lesbian
“I thought she liked me but then she showed up in a carhartt beanie and now I realized she’s after my sister”

Beansoir 

A debonair Mexican man. The "bean" portion of the word is derived from the derogatory word, "Beaner", while the suffix, "soir", is added to indicate the dignified propriety of behavior that this person exhibits as the French language is synonymous with grace and civility.
Person 1: "Look at that beaner trying to be a gentleman"

Person 2: "He's not trying to be a gentleman. His refined demeanor is genuine. He is what you would call, a Beansoir"
a bean that was fused with Thanos making the ultimate lifeform BEANOS
Everybody gangsta until BEANOS
Beanos by juusha August 4, 2019

goth beanie 

Tay:" ah darn i need a goth beanie in my life"
Oscar:"#metoo"
goth beanie by #needmeabeanie January 16, 2023

beanie enlightenment 

when you discover where the beanies congregate

first theorised by buddist monks within the shanghai region and later confirmed by a research team lead by Isaac Rizzton, Charles Darrizz and Neil deGrizz Tyson

they found strong correlations between building subjects and the beanie population within the immediate vicinity

for example: physics has a 1:0 building to beanie ratio, however social studies ratio tends to infinity for the latter, limited only by the size of the building
Oscar: "went into the english building for the first time in a year and i think i made a wrong turn cause i ended up at beanie boulevard"
Tay: "i already know" *blows dust off old book and flips to blank page* "beanie enlightenment"
"have you got a pen i can borrow?"
Oscar: "yeman"
Tay:*writes Oscar's name into the ancient scripture*
Oscar: *Ascends*
Tay:"my time has come" *fades away*