A game men play while going to the bathroom while standing, the
objective being how many times you can
draw a circle around the inside of the
toilet bowl before ending your stream.
"Damn dude, you were gone a long time... is everything ok?"
"Sorry bro, those last 2 beers ran trough me so quickly that I traced the bowl 9 times"
"Randy, can you explain why there is piss on the
bathroom floor again?"
"I told you, Sharon. It's called tracing the bowl and it totally a real thing.
You wouldn't understand;
you're not a bro"
"I want a divorce."