Proctor 

A guy that arrives just in time to get free food and then make a mess all over your house while telling you his latest terrible joke.

After Karate Derrick came over and Proctored all over my house. It took hours to clean up that mess.

Proctor by The Proctologister November 15, 2010

proctor 

A person who ruins a joke by explaining why each detail of it is funny.

Thanks for clarifying that the skeleton who walked into a bar asked for a beer and a mop so he could clean up the beer after he tried to drink it, proctor!

proctor by kevowen July 16, 2008

Proctor 

Many Proctor offsprings have genes different to that of the parent, differing in skin colour. Proctors are usually an outgoing bunch and enjoy the easy life, some might say they are lazy. Food is their main companion and some could even say that a Proctor is indeed, a dumbass.

Teacher: What day is it today Proctor?
Proctor: 12am.

Proctor by Jizzabella May 20, 2008

Proctor 

When an individual or several people engage in behaviour likened unto ADD or downsyndrome.

Omg he thinks that cheese curing is cool... such a proctor

Proctor by spasmodamorphism May 14, 2006

proctor 

when someone ruins your night by trying to rap in front of everybody, then fails miserably

"shit man, dont do a proctor onstage infront of all those people!"

proctor by KSGNENWHOGNGO September 2, 2009

Proctor 

A human. Usually a male who ends up fucking up a marriage because he gives you a certain look that makes you wet af. Next thing you know you're having an affair

Samantha: I'm in love with my husband!

A Proctor: *THE LOOK*
Samantha: ha ha lol what husband ;) ;)

Proctor by yourdaddy&lover July 13, 2017

proctor 

verb. A form of movement. There are several variations, some similar to skipping or dancing, others more like front crawl.
It can also be used to describe general hanging around, similar to mooch.

"What did you and your friends get up to on Saturday?"

"We were just proctoring around town."

proctor by jimmy corkhill July 29, 2008