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The pokemon that does not want to be your Pal
an absolute jerk who will randomly shoot spacial rend if there clock in its face or you mention dialga but if it spots dialga then the world will be exterminated and be eroded by space and time
trainer: hey palkia look a cloc-
palkia: *shoots spacial rend at the clock*
trainer: bruh why would you oh crud its dialga...

*the earth got ripped apart while they fought*
Palkia by national person September 28, 2021
Palkia is Latin 4 boss man ting with a big cock and Palkia is Spanish 4 weed smoking boss man and also French 4 a legend at YouTube
Palkia is Latin 4 boss man ting with a big cock and Palkia is Spanish 4 weed smoking boss man and also French 4 a legend at YouTube
Palkia by Palkia June 3, 2017
I love my palkia.
Palkia by COK! March 12, 2018

Palkia (Non-Neurotypical Trinket) Pick Up Artist: The First Juvenile Release 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Palkia (Non-Neurotypical Trinket) Pick Up Artist: The First Juvenile Release

Parts Around Left Knee Insane Abscesses (Palkia): The First Juvenile Release. 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Parts Around Left Knee Insane Abscesses (Palkia): The First Juvenile Release.