Purple Mushroom 

when you slap your dick on a chicks face and it leaves a mark that turns purple and looks like a mushroom

I gave Suzie a purple mushroom, smacked it right across her face when she wasnt looking and now the outline of my dong is forming on her cheek

Purple Mushroom by donny iris January 27, 2005

purple mushroom 

When a bitch is polishing your knob, and you ram your member into the side of her cheeck (from the inside) hard enough to leave a bruise.

Janette was talking funny for a few days after I gave her a purple mushroom.

purple mushroom by DrLaser May 2, 2003

purple mushroom 

1. A low cost housing unit for smurfs on welfare
2. The act of smacking one's penis on a girls face leaving a bruise in the shape of a mushroom
3. What they look like after you've had too many of those 'Shrooms'.

1. After smurfette became a crack addict she started to whore herself to support her habbit. Now that silly slut can only afford to live in the purple mushrooms.
2. I gave her such a purple mushroom it left a welt!
3. Whoa, dude, I think I should be cut off... those are..PURPLE MUSHROOMS!!!

purple mushroom by Jesus Christ Superstar October 3, 2004

purple mushroom 

while recieving oral sex, the penis gets smacked on the girl's forehead strong enough to leave a bruise.

i have her a purple mushroom she'll never forget

purple mushroom by steven February 13, 2003

purple mushroom 

When you Slap your junk on a gurls forehead and it leaves a large purple lump like the top of a mushroom

man u c that gurls purple mushroom.... it takes up half of her head

purple mushroom by Meunit32 February 22, 2008

purple mushroom 

Penis being held tight on the stem, creating a purplish swelling on the head, resembling a mushroom.

purple mushroom by Bastardized Bottomburp May 3, 2003

purple mushroom 

A poisonous fungus.

"Don't eat that purple mushroom!"

purple mushroom by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003