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metamorsel

A cute little thing that thinks its also cute. The word meta means self referential, and morsel is something you eat that is small.
I'm so cute, I'm so little, I'm a metamorsel!
metamorsel by unfalse August 26, 2016

dog in the meathouse 

When a woman's garment -usually panties, shorts or pants - is caught between her ass cheeks it is known as 'dog in the meathouse'
Check out the woman in line....dog in the meathouse!

Methuselarity 

A theoretical future point in time when all of the medical conditions that cause human death will be eliminated and death would occur only by accident or homicide. A blend of Methuselah and singularity; coined in 2010 by Dr. Aubrey de Grey.
Once we reach the Methuselarity, we will live in a world where 400 year olds are getting spanked by the local 600 year old, 300 year old basement dwellers leech off their 330 year old parents, and the family 900 year old who makes the most in pensions and Social Security will outtalk everyone at the Thanksgiving dinner table and tell the entire family how things were better back when he was in his 200s.
Methuselarity by RubberGimp May 30, 2021

old as methuselah

older than old, as old as it gets or extremely ugly
she is as old as methuselah
old as methuselah by P-fizzlely January 15, 2010

the dog in the meathouse 

EXPLICIT DEFINITION:
The dick in the pussy.

EDITED DEFINITION:
The penis in the vagina.
WOMAN: The dog in the meathouse? That's all that dude cares about.