hairy tire 

When your girl don't shave her asshole and a black ring is left on your face after you eat for ass.

Person 1:Damn it you where. You give me a hairy tire last night and now I can't get it off.

Whore: I swear I shaved.

hairy tire by chucknorrisisbehindyou6969 April 26, 2017

Hairy tire 

The sexual experience in which a person performing fellation on another receives a face full of hair from the fellated person's hairy fat belly, aka spare tire.

Jenny was blowing this fat eastern European guy last night. She woke up today with all his body hair stuck to her makeup. But she says she's got a thing for hairy tires.

Hairy tire by spissatus February 16, 2019

Hairyfire 

Hairyfire is a large, fast moving, wall of fire that presents immediate danger to all within a mile (or so) due to it's sheer speed.

John: Quick Stewart, get in the car! A hairyfire is making it's way towards us!

Hairyfire by stoobob21 August 27, 2011