torchin 

Torchin’ commonly used by gamers, as a term for “wasting time”

Bro you’re fucking torchin’ ready up.

torchin by Exit 5 December 21, 2017

torchin' gorts 

to smoke cigarettes or cigars.

"have you guys been torchin' gorts over here?"

torchin' gorts by frothin_rigmaster July 30, 2009

wheel of torchin' 

A term for the ring of slums around a supposed gentrifying neighborhood where some of the craziest shit in the city goes down, a ghetto ghetto-er than ghetto

Gangster: *flicks open switchblade* gimme your money, foo'!
Middleclass working man: why not just get it from actually working like the rest of society?
Gangster: Welcome to a wheel of Torchin', cracker!

wheel of torchin' by Doctor Fucker April 8, 2017

touchin' cotton 

A phrase used to describe that awkward moment when you have to dump so bad that the poop has actually exited your anus and is toucing your tighty whitey Hanes cotton underwear.

Andy: Hey Floyd, you gotta pull over. I have to take a dump.
Floyd: Can't you wait 10 more minutes!! We're almost there.
Andy: No Floyd, I can't wait!! I'm touchin' cotton!!!

touchin' cotton by Twist Weeblow August 26, 2007

Asshole Torching 

Taking a blowtorch to an asshole for pleasure or hair removal. Some people like it rough and some people like it bare. You can decide but watch out for its side effects: pungent smell of burnt asshole, burnt/darkened dicks, permanent scarring over the asshole, inability to poop.

"My boyfriends dick is darker than usual, I think he was asshole torching."

Asshole Torching by DICK burn November 16, 2016

Touching tips 

A well-guarded secret greeting amongst men that may only occur in the absence of women. It is performed by pressing the tips of two penises together, head on, forming a straight veiny line. Verbal consent is strongly recommended and eye contact is not advised. Can be used to determine if a male is circumsided without creating an awkward or uncomfortable situation.

"Hello there fine Sir, interested in Touching Tips?"
"Of course, how could one turn down such a reasonable request."
*touches tips together*
"Perfect, but I couldn't help but notice that you're circumcised."
"What a keen and correct observation that you have made."

Touching tips by Fromundo June 20, 2016

Traffic Touching 

A game in which you drive up next to another in traffic and touch the side of their car while still driving ahead.

"Oh dude, we'll totally do some traffic touching after work."

Traffic Touching by ImNotNobody February 8, 2015