Gordanism 

A religion in which the followers commit what is called a “Rhythm Clapping” with a video if their deity “Mr. Gordan”

“I practice Christianity” “I practice Gordanism”

Gordanism by Gordanism Preacher February 11, 2021

gerganism

The study of pimpin' and keeping hoes in line along with compiling stats for football teams. Includes showing elderly women the locker room in order to take advantage of their awe.

Chris Delbo is practicing gerganism as we speak. He is a gerganistic fuck.

gerganism by BFFCB November 17, 2011

Michael Jordanism 

The following of the great Michael Jordan who led the Bulls to six NBA Championships in the 1990's.

Screw my former religion. I'm converting to Michael Jordanism. At least we know he's real.

Michael Jordanism by bullstown4life June 15, 2010

Godraism 

A religion for the intelligent.

Person 1: See that guy over there proving that math problem? He must believe in godraism!

Godraism by Godra December 14, 2014

Goodmanism 

A type of down syndrome where the host has fifty or more chromosomes.

In my class, I teach myself. It's a wonder she got the job as teacher at all. She has a severe case of Goodmanism.

Goodmanism by Yeet Skadit November 20, 2018

Jordanism 

A sacred religion which all shall hail the mighty one name "Jordan" and worship the ground he stands upon. If you do not obey him you will perish in the fiery ashes of hell with the other nonbelievers.

Guy #1: Hey you wanna go to church tomorrow?
Guy#2: Sorry, I am apart of Jordanism, so I can't attend!

Jordanism by ThatDankFart2 August 14, 2017

Gormanism 

n. A syndrome where you look younger than you really are.

She has Gormanism because she's 20 but looks 13.

Gormanism by Creepy Nuo August 8, 2005