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left hand 

not the mousing hand

the hand that does the masturbating while the mousing hand operates the porn

the hand that stimulates the shaft down to the base while the right hand stimulates the remaining two thirds of the penis
the left hand allows for one handed surfing
left hand by Other Hand November 7, 2012

Left Hand 

Left hand is when you ask your bf/gf left or right. If they say left, you owe them a kiss if they say right they get a hug. But you can change up the hands after awhile and make Left hand a hug, flowers and right hand could be a kiss, buying them something.
Jakob- “left or right
Debb- “Left
Left hand would be hug now Jakob has to hug Debb
Left Hand by Kodoa June 21, 2022

left hand 

An extra hand God gave humans so that they could high five themselves.
Kid playing Counter-Strike alone: DID YOU SEE THAT? DID YOU SEE THAT? I HEADSHOTTED HIM FROM ACROSS THE MAP!
*raises left hand and high fives it with right hand*
*cries*
left hand by justfetus January 13, 2011

left hand 

The hand opposite your right. See also:the other girlfriend
My brother broke his right hand last summer. He had to start dating his "other girlfriend" if ya' know what I mean.
left hand by Hasenpfeffer March 19, 2005

left Hand 

Left Handed, smart and useful and not like the others. This person is unique and different in a good way.
Just don't box left-handed people.
oh they left handed.
left Hand by Number1boxer January 3, 2021

Left hand 

The hand indians use to wipe their ass.
Indian: Hey Joey! its been a while eh? shake my hand!

Joey: -like a dumbass, joey shakes his left hand-

Indian: HAH! gotcha! now you've got all my shit wiped on your hand!
Left hand by love, shinny. December 20, 2008