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Gumping It 

So, 'gumping it' is when someone is not quite retarded, but they're like just on that line.
"I need to confess a sin, Father. I worked at a grocery store in my teenage years, I won't get specific. There was this one girl-- are you familiar with the term 'gumping it' --so while it's an ethical conundrum, it's not fucking a retarded person if you were to sleep with 'em. This will come important later in the story..."

Gumping It 

When a person is not quite retard yet they are on the line.
Yeah I fucked that slow chick, but it’s cool since she’s gumping it and not a full retard.
Gumping It by Human Whisk2 November 24, 2020

grossie grumpkins

The anonymous old man - most likely suffering from some form of dementia - who takes a shit in the sink of public restrooms
Don't go into the bathroom, Bob. It looks like Grossie Grumpkins struck again.
grossie grumpkins by Betty Wagaman October 15, 2006
Last night at the party I walked in on shane gumping my retarded sister
Gumping by Ironheade March 27, 2021

Grumping it

When you skip a tutorial in a video game, and get stuck or lost in something the tutorial taught. A reference to Arin (Egoraptor) of the youtube channel Game Grumps, who would always skip tutorials.
"Bro, you're grumping it! You shouldn't have skipped the tutorial."
"Ah, yeah, I grumped it."
Grumping it by queephlosion December 16, 2020

Gumpping it 

To have sex with a almost retarded individual
I was gumpping it with this girl at Christian camp, at least then she didnt need a reason to make a single sentence.
Gumpping it by Mich3villi March 30, 2021