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Bomber's Surprise Shower 

When a person climbs into the ceiling of a bathroom and cuts a hole above the shower recess for their erect penis to hang through and then ejaculates on the next unsuspecting user of the shower.
He was mortified to find his roommate had once again given him a Bomber's Surprise Shower when entering the shower to prepare for work. It would take him hours to remove all the semen from his hair.
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Domino's Surprise 

The act of defecating in a pizza box then delivering it to an unsuspecting victim's doorstep. The box may or may not also contain actual pizza. Invented as a vengeance prank at Ohio University in Athens, Ohio circa 1986.
You should have seen the look on her face when she got the Domino's Surprise.

New Year’s Surprise 

When a girl blows you while her head is in your lap
Samantha gave me a New Year’s Surprise on the couch last night after everyone else went to sleep.
New Year’s Surprise by CndCooch3 February 9, 2021

Postman's Surprise

The act of drawing a smiley face on your penis and poking it through your letter box, just as the postman is about to deliver your mail.
Man, i sure gave him a postman's surprise this morning

rasputin's surprise 

When a guy poison, stabs, shoots a girl, ties her up in a burlap sack, throws her in a river and if she survives, he jizzes in her ear. That's the surprise.
-What happened to Mary?
-Ah, her boyfriend gave her a Rasputin's Surprise.
rasputin's surprise by Gloria Knowy December 26, 2007

St. John's surprise 

To refuse to pay a whore after she has provided you with her services. This is a common practice at St. John's University.
I owed the bitch my last $5 but I decided I'd rather spend it on a couple of Jr. Bacon Cheeseburgers so I jumped out the window and gave her the old St. John's surprise.
St. John's surprise by Nick D March 18, 2004

Sailor's Surprise

The act of spiking a unknowing recipitent's drink with semen.
Hey man when she wasn't lookin i took her drink to the bathroom and left her a sailor's surprise
Sailor's Surprise by JFreshReed November 9, 2010