The futureGordon Ramsey, someone who cooks and the tells his friend "Jackey" to be in culinary after she left the class, he also only spends his money on Bethesda games, mainly Skyrim
To bump ones penis or testciles on the kitchen or bathroom sink whilst attempting to wash away vaginal secretions from a woman of questionable morals and with the lights out.
I managed to go home with a young lady that let me do things to her a two dollar hooker would charge extra for. After I sobered up some, I shacknackled my gillet in an attempt to mitigate catching chlamydia.