Carissa's Weird 

An indie band from Seattle that broke up in 2003 , its members after the break up , formed band of horses , The Grand Archives , and "s" . Essentially they were a reverse super group. The band used violins, vocal harmony between both sexes , and rhythmic guitar to create a sound that's distinctly indie , but also distinctly Carrissa's wierd .

Carissa's Weird is releasing a compilation album called " They will only miss you when you leave".

Carissa's Weird by ohyu812 July 11, 2010

s'weird 

unofficial contraction of the words, "It's weird" or "That's weird"
also can be used as a contraction of the words "So weird"

Ex. "You grew a nose on your forehead? S'weird!"
Ex. "You farted out glitter yesterday? That's s'weird"

s'weird by grayed1 August 29, 2017

Let's get weird

The act of getting weird. As referred to in the TV show Workaholics. This includes any and all shenanigans. Anything that you think may cross the line of appropriateness is considered getting weird. This typically involves partial if not full nudity. Drunken stupor. Chanting "Let's get weird" is a requirement. There is never enough weirdness.

As used in a sentence: "Let's get weird! Let's get weird! Weird! Weird! Wa Wa Wa Wa Weird!" "It's friday and shit is about to get weird tonight!"
"We got so weird last night it was awesome!"
"We were all naked. It got weird."

Let's get weird by Meldy Lame September 1, 2013

It’s only weird if you make it weird 

It’s only weird if you make it weird — see also “It’s only wyrd if you make it wyrd” the response to an intimate when one has made a legitimate request and you receive a questioning or pitying look. Often as people we confidently ask for something that we would find both pleasing and satisfying; but, we are met with stiff resistance from our partners and intimates when they are asked to participate in our reasonable (and sometimes reasonable) requests.

Look at it this way, if a person give you a waaaaaaaaaaay overly specific request, they have either done this before or have at least put a lot of thought into what they want.

The underlying meaning of the word weird is magical so actually this comment is deep and dualisticly insightful.

Her: Babe, can you put my Yoga door mounts into the heavy file cabinet; bind me; suspend my arms and legs from the mounts; gag and blindfold me; and use my Hitachi Wand to stimulate me until I pass out?

Him: (Offering the gas face of disbelief in stunned silence)

Her: It’s only weird if you make it weird.

It’s only weird if you make it weird by Mind Hunter the Profiler November 12, 2023

It’s only weird if you make it weird 

It’s only weird if you make it weird — see also “It’s only wyrd if you make it wyrd” the response to an intimate when one has made a legitimate request and you receive a questioning or pitying look. Often as people we confidently ask for something that we would find both pleasing and satisfying; but, we are met with stiff resistance from our partners and intimates when they are asked to participate in our reasonable (and sometimes reasonable) requests.

Look at it this way, if a person give you a waaaaaaaaaaay overly specific request, they have either done this before or have at least put a lot of thought into what they want.

The underlying meaning of the word weird is magical so actually this comment is deep and dualistically insightful.

Her: Babe, can you put my Yoga door mounts into the heavy file cabinet; bind me; suspend my arms and legs from the mounts; gag and blindfold me; and use my Hitachi Wand to stimulate me until I pass out?

Him: (Offering the gas face of disbelief in stunned silence)

Her: It’s only weird if you make it weird.

It’s only weird if you make it weird by Mind Hunter the Profiler November 12, 2023

If there's an Amelia, there's a weird way 

People named Amelia tend to do things weirdly, hence why this saying needs to be patented and forever commemorated in the Ubran Dictionary. Throw aside the saying "If there's a will, there's a way" and use this one instead!

Person 1: Why are you eating your chocolate bar like that? Who eats a kit-kat layer by layer?
Person 2: It tastes better like that... duh...
Person 1: Well you must be named Amelia, because if there's an Amelia, there's a weird way.

If there's an Amelia, there's a weird way by amdigs July 31, 2022

Weird as a monkey's beard 

When something is just too weird, and the only way to describe it is that of a beard attached to a monkeys face.

Can you believe Shangela eats sofa cushions on the reg? That's weird as a monkey's beard!

Weird as a monkey's beard by Dr. Hand May 22, 2024