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In the movie "A Christmas Story", 10 year old Ralphie cannot wait for the arrival of Christmas so he can get "an official Red Ryder carbine-action 200-shot range model air rifle with a compass in the stock, and this thing which tells time." The Nutmeg Lawyer Legal Blawg coined this phrase to describe a someone who is impatient for a result.
I usually tell Ralphies that if we rush their case, it will not bode well for them. They might shoot their eyes out.
Ralphie by Law Baron July 30, 2009
a strong shy person who gets all the girls and loves hanging with his mates
girl: oh look over there

girl 2: he is such a ralphie
Ralphie by camthewordmaker200 December 10, 2019
ralphies are the best,there usally tall,tan skin, super hot. ralphies are sweet and out going they can make u smile easy (: they dont like to be sad or never have a smile (: if u get one keep him hes the best and hopefully mine soon (: <3 ralphies also like to have sex! alot XD dont cheat and will always be faitful.
"whos that guy hes awsome!?"

"thats ralphie"
ralphie by yourmothersmother1234 November 21, 2011
Blonde haire blue eyed BB gun craving ass-clown from movie A Christmas Story
You'll shoot your eye out Ralphie
Ralphie by SmackHead April 28, 2003
Having your girlfriend or wife fuck you in the ass with a dildo while telling you to "take it bitch.". A la Ralphie in the Sopranos.
Alice like to Ralphie her boyfriend when he asked for it.
Ralphie by TAC April 28, 2003
why is that ralphie chillen on the corner..its 2am?

im gonna name my ralphie d'brickashaw
ralphie by eddie gee November 20, 2011