Hassophilia 

An obsession with the Hoff-meister himself, David Hasselhof

I'm not a freak, I have hassophilia

Hassophilia by Sandwich March 4, 2005

Bassophilia 

Someone who is, and/or being sexually attracted to Bass, specifically in music.

"Meghan Trainor has Bassophilia, She's all about that bass".

Bassophilia by Bandit Keith Howard December 21, 2014

like a haemophiliac in a bar brawl 

(Simile) Bleeding excessively.

This guy is like a haemophiliac in a bar brawl, get the fuckin doc!

like a haemophiliac in a bar brawl by Gumba Gumba May 26, 2004

Halophilia 

Enthusiastic for the Halo franchise

That player with all Halo games completed is obviously suffering from Halophilia.

Halophilia by HaloIsLife March 26, 2013

Hamophilia

Hamophilia (noun)
ha·mo·phil·ia /ˌhæmoʊˈfɪliə/

An intense fondness for, preference toward, or humorous obsession with ham or ham-based foods. Someone who is sexually turned on by ham.

• “His devotion to spiral-cut holiday ham made him slightly aroused.”
• “I don’t just like pork — I have full-blown hamophilia.”

Hamophilia by Sexual Hamtastic February 11, 2026