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shit that makes sense 

Anything (i.e., nouns, pronouns, verbs, adverbs, articles, preposotions, phrases, clauses, complete sentences, incomplete sentences, exclamations, questions, thoughts, thoughts that haven't been thought of yet, all actions, etc.) that is logical to at least one (1) entity, including humans, no matter how bizarre, disgusting, freaky, or lame the reason.
Example: An older guy that likes to sleep with lemons.

Reason: It reminds him of his late wife, who worked in a lemon packaging plant.
Conclusion: Shit that makes sense.
Here's some shit that makes sense, the circular hole on the tab of that aluminum soda can was made for straws!
shit that makes sense by The Glip October 28, 2015

Oh that makes sense

What you say when you're proved wrong by a thousand different people.
Guy 1: X is actually Y
Everyone: *Provides a lot of proof that says otherwise*
Guy 1: Oh that makes sense

Well that makes sense 

“I only text my friends when my fuckbuddy wakes up (I only care about him)” - “Well that makes sense
Well that makes sense by Hajoon February 22, 2021

Make That Make Sense 

Used when someone says some stupid shit.
Ex: What's Obamas first last name?

Make That Make Sense ^

does that make sense 

While originally used by professors of quantum physics to make sure students are understanding what they are talking about, it has evolved into a not so subtle way of insulting someone's intelligence.
1+1 equals two. Does that make sense?

Does that make sense 

I have finished babbling incoherently.
When an idiot (with zero regard for whether or not anyone is understanding what was said) finishes, he or she will often say: "Does that make sense?"