geriatrism 

When old people use words that aren't real words, but they're too old to remember or care that they're not real words.

Using "d'ruther" in place of "would rather" is a geriatrism.

geriatrism by Nate Bodine December 27, 2007

geriatric-mandering 

The act of sending your conservative parents to a retirement home in republican stronghold states to reduce the impact of their vote.

Person 1: I’m sending my racist mom to a retirement home in Alabama.

Person 2: Geriatric-mandering, huh?

geriatric-mandering by CookPu69 February 2, 2020

Geriatric Profanity Disorder 

A common medical disorder in which a cantankerous, old, senior citizen will not stop swearing. Usually directed toward ungrateful "youngsters" meaning anyone from 1 to 55 years of age.

The reasons behind this ailment are quite simple. They've lived long enough that they no longer give a shit who they annoy. So you damn well better listen, you ingrate, or you're gonna get a cane upside your head.

Also known as G.P.D.

Example 1

Person 1: Man, can you believe Craig's creepy uncle? I was just walking by his room, minding my own business, when he poked me with his cane and called me a no good poncy faggot.

Person 2: Yeah dude, he's got a bad case of G.P.D. I'm getting him Brad Goodman's self-help video this Christmas.

Example 2:

Doctor: I'm afraid it doesn't look good Mister Daniels. You have an advanced case of Geriatric Profanity Disorder, and I'm going to have to advise immediate euthanasia.

Mr. Daniels: Speak up you pompous son of a bitch!

Geriatric Profanity Disorder by Lord Fossilwick of Sussexshire January 14, 2010

Geriatric 

One who wears their pants up to their armpits and thoroughly enjoys chasing youngsters off the lawn.

What is this geriatric talking about, and why is he trying to feed me hard candy?

Geriatric by gator13 December 19, 2010

geriatric X 

A person that was born in the early part of the generation X generation (1965-1981).

My brother is so geriatric X, he does not know anything about Facebook and still spends his time on MySpace.

geriatric X by brbbri December 14, 2008

geriatric 

n. A general term for an elderly person or senior citizen. Derived from the word "Geriatrics" (A type of medicine prescribed to the elderly)

Man... for a geriatric... Brett Farve sure can throw that pigskin.

geriatric by Smurf September 29, 2008

geriatric fuck 

A memorable quote said by Will Ferrell in the popular 2008 comedy film "Step Brothers".

From the film,

Dr. Robert Doback (Father): "You jagaloons! You're failures! FAILURES!"
Brennan Huff (Will Ferrell): "Hey, you're embarrassing yourself, you geriatric fuck!"

YouTube Link: www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-mXKIs0jyI

geriatric fuck by HolyDumbFuck June 1, 2010