surfee

Someone who wears a lot of surf lables but cannot surf, or surfs very little. See also wardrobe surfer

Check out that little surfee, bet he has never owned a board.

surfee by qyiet February 20, 2005

surfer honk

Blowing out a snot-ball when you're sitting on your board waiting on a wave. Usually by pressing on one side of your nose and blowing mucous directly into the sea, but also by blowing snot into your hand and flinging it away from you.

Brah, my nose started running while I was waiting on that set. Had to do a gnarly surfer honk.

surfer honk by Mr70Homers June 30, 2021

Lemon Surfer 

1. A West Coast person (usually a Californian) that doesn't know their ass from a hole in the ground.

2. Surfers who aren't very smart.

Marco thought those oranges were apples, what a Lemon Surfer!

Dude, California is awesome, don't be such a lemon surfer!

Lemon Surfer by Cheeks1128 February 3, 2010

skin surfer

A chronic maturbator.

You might want to avoid shaking hands with Billy Bob-- that guy's a skin surfer.

skin surfer by C.S. Lewis Jr. September 4, 2004

backseat surfer 

Anyone who stands over your shoulder as you use the internet, directing your internet(s) navigation

No, I don't want to check out this totally amazing video on youtube. Stop being a backseat surfer douche bag.

backseat surfer by Ardouche January 28, 2008

Surfertized 

A coastal appearance achieved by a combination of salt water, sand and sun.

Looks like you haven't been to the beach lately, you need to get surfertized.

Surfertized by Toichy September 17, 2012

surfer on acid 

A cocktail and or shot that contains:

1 part Jägermeister
1 part Malibu Rum
1 1/4 pineapple juice

Hey bartender, can I get a surfer on acid please.

surfer on acid by Patrick Calabria March 31, 2007