tyranitar
1. a Rock/Dark Pokemon, the final evolution of Larvitar. It has an earthy-green color, with a blue, segmented stomach; resembles a Tyrannosaurus rex.
2. also the sexiest and scariest pokemon since generation 2.
2. also the sexiest and scariest pokemon since generation 2.
Tyranitar starts every battle by summoning a ferocious sandstorm, striking fear into the hearts of his opponents. Any grounded foe brave enough to attack Tyranitar receives a forceful and killer Earthquake.
"Ha," harked the Flying-pokemon, who was able to escape the Earthquake unscathed, "your ground moves are no good up here."
To this Tyranitar did not reply, but proceeded to Stone Edge the crap out of the Flying pokemon.
Trainer 1: Did you see that Tyranitar rape those pokemon?
Trainer 2: Why it so happened I did, boy is that pokemon sexy as hell!
"Ha," harked the Flying-pokemon, who was able to escape the Earthquake unscathed, "your ground moves are no good up here."
To this Tyranitar did not reply, but proceeded to Stone Edge the crap out of the Flying pokemon.
Trainer 1: Did you see that Tyranitar rape those pokemon?
Trainer 2: Why it so happened I did, boy is that pokemon sexy as hell!
tyranitar by tyranitarkillsU October 25, 2011
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