johndra

An asshole sister, yet talented oboe player.

Quit trying to twerk Johndra.

johndra by scoobysdewbies December 19, 2016

Johnray 

The guy that is God’s at fortnite and has a big dick the beats ever known in theb

That’s a guy with a big dick what a johnray

Johnray by Red knight June 19, 2018

JohnDavid 

A Kind hearted boy who likes to flirt but not always he gets in trouble a lot and has weird friends but all the girls love him he can be annoying and confusing but he makes you laugh in the process he might show his love for you at any random time and he is easy to fall for most johns have brown hair.

JohnDavid is so Confusing and annoying but I still live him

JohnDavid by Imhereforyoname February 1, 2017

Johndrow 

Johndrow's are ladies men. They love to flirt and will text their lives away. Fall in love easy but will never forget their first true love. Great at baseball and loves tall black girls

Look at that Johndrow hit that homerun!

Johndrow by gotta Love em March 6, 2010

Joandra 

The most amazing person in the world. A very lovable person. Beautiful person. She is just the person you can go to when you are wanting to cheer up.

I just got back from 5 months in Florida and could not wait to see that Joandra.

Joandra by Apple Pie Apple November 29, 2011

Doing a Johnra on it 

Doing a Johra on it can refer to many things such as 1- Becoming laughably angry at his best mates over nothing 2- Drinking enough to kill oneself on one occasion but never again and resorting to a 2 cans max policy 3- Using unknown units of measurements e.g. 'a fuck mile' believed to be i the region between 30 metros and just over 4.6 miles.

'u drinkin tonite?' 'Ye 2 cans max and stop fucking going on about drinking you dickhead' 'alri relax don't start "Doing a johnra on it"

Doing a Johnra on it by Mr. Banterking June 12, 2012

johndave 

The pairing of john egbert and dave strider.
It is pretty damn popular amongst yaoi and homestuck fans.
And it is ALMOST canon
(come on hussie,make it canon!!!)

homestuckfan1:Do you ship johndave?
homestuckfan2: Fuck yeah I do! Its my OTP
homestuckfan3: I prefer dave/terezi
homestuckfan1: You know they broke up right?
homestuckfan3: Yea,but it was actually canon at one point atleast.
homestuckfan2: Hehehe,fuck you.

johndave by Latula pyrope December 31, 2013