aspenne 

very pretty

Aspenne very pretty

aspenne by khgjhgtj December 12, 2016

aspenbergers 

A highly offensive portmanteau of the words "Aspen" and "Asperger's"

Dammit Anna, you've spent so much time writing SQL queries that you're saying stupid stuff like "Aspenbergers"!

aspenbergers by MikaFlo2009 April 25, 2022

Aspynne 

Aspynne, is the most beautiful girl. She’s a goofball for sure, her smile is everything. She’s one of the most genuine people you’ll every meet. Her smile/ laugh will brighten up your day in a flash. She’s a person who you’ll want to be around for the rest of your life. She’s also a very good person to talk to and she is a very good listener as well. She’s also a VERY good at dancing. Aspynne is so attractive she makes every boy faint once they see her. Aspynne is a very romantic and sweet, she’ll make you feel a way None other has. Overall she’s a very generous, genuine, beautiful, kindhearted, silly, one of a kind person. She is perfect.

Jack: Hey have you seen aspynne?
Bruno: Oh that on HOT BEAUTIFUL ONE OF A KIND GIRL?
Jack: YEAH MAN
Bruno: No, but I really want to make out with her.
Jack: darn.

Aspynne by Aspynne November 24, 2021

aspensexual 

Attracted to anyone named aspen

Back off she only likes people called aspen
Because she is aspensexual

aspensexual by C h a d69 November 23, 2021