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Im going to go to Opazon

opazon by anonymouspersonthatudontknow December 6, 2016

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F.A.G. Operon

The F.A.G. operon is an operon, or group of genes with a single promoter (transcribed as a single mRNA). The genes in the operon encode proteins that allow an otherwise heterosexual male inmate to engage in homosexual activity due to the total absence of females with which to engage in sexual behavior.

Dude, I don’t care how desperate I get, I could never have sex with another guy. “Second Person” Hey I thought the same thing until I went to “the pen” for 10 years and the F.A.G. Operon kicked in!

F.A.G. Operon by Bald Monkey May 21, 2021

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Opeongo Highschool

Nicknamed Dopeongo, we smoke a lotta weed in the sauce canoe and fuck around all day. Farmers the man!

Fuck man IM STONED at Opeongo highschool, shit I MEAN Dopeongo!

Opeongo Highschool by Gregtomson July 9, 2019

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