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Chain dangling in my face

When you’re having sex and the guy is on top with his chain dangling in your face
Man I really wish I had a chain dangling in my face rn.

Ding-Donging Around 

Verb. Occurs when an individual (usually male) is walking around his house or a locker room naked, not giving a damn that there are other people around him; occurs most often when someone calls you and you're in the middle of changing
Dude, I know the towels in this locker room are moldy, but could you please just grab one and stop ding-donging around?

Dunglingus

When you give a girl analingus after she has a bowel movement.
My girl just got done dropping a steamer, then she bent over and I gave her dunglingus.
Dunglingus by lslslslslslslsl December 26, 2008

Ghost Donging 

Ghost Donging is the act of pulling your penis out when a picture is being taken of you in the middle of friends or family. This can occur at any time of day. The best instances take place in a bar, sporting event, or family cookout.
Damn, Jimmy was successfully ghost donging in that picture at the Laker's game last night.
Ghost Donging by GhostDonging53 December 27, 2010

Dangling Farticiple 

The abrupt and awkward pause in conversation when one person realizes the other has silently farted.
So Stephen, as you know corporate has asked that we begin using cover sheets on our fax reports…so, uh…um….cover sheets on theeee uhhhhh….hmmmm...

Dude, did you fart?

Dammit....dangling farticiple.

Retro Donging 

The act of giving your partner sexual pleasure with nothing other than the ol' classic missionary position
Retro Donging by DrewnIan November 30, 2010