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pervertical 

pervertical (per vur tih kul) ADJECTIVE. To be like a pervert. To have something in common with a deviant mind. Being aligned with demented and dangerous ideas.
Neil- So I fired my degaussing cannon, which erased all her bank cards. She was stuck in the middle of Shitsville with no money and no way to get home. Know what I did next?

Tommy- You gave her a hundred bucks so she'd give you her phone number so she could pay you back. And maybe give you a gratitude fuck.

Neil- HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT?

Tommy- We're pervertical.

Neil- Yeah, we kinda are.

Tommy- So, did you fuck her?

Neil- Nah, I want to sabotage her car and rescue her from a burning building first. Then she'll REALLY let me do all kinds of sick shit on her.

Tommy- You're such a romantic.
pervertical by Maxhole June 22, 2009
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Perretical 

Adj - To be bohemian, artsy, or musically beautiful.
The perretical couple walked out of the musuem.
Perretical by Jaim-jaim February 23, 2009

pervertible

A common household object that can be "perverted" for a sexual use, commonly for spanking. Examples include: hairbrush, spatula, bathbrush, carpet beater(rare, but painful!), belts, paddles (ping pong paddles, sorority/frat paddles), spoons, towels (wet towels), cutting boards, riding crop, ruler, etc.

Non-spanking pervertibles: baby oil,cooking oil, whipped cream, chocolate, lotion, hot wax, ice cubes, bandannas/handkerchiefs(blindfolds or gags), fruits/vegetables, gloves, nails, pins, needles, fire, feathers, etc.
His girlfriend was being saucy while they were fixing dinner, so he grabbed a spatula to use as a pervertible. Saucy girlfriend soon had sore behind, flushed face, and a wet pussy. Dessert took place in the bedroom. ; )

Pervential 

I'm going to hit the beach today, there's sure to be plenty of pervential.
Pervential by jimmyg87 January 12, 2009

Pervertic Definitions 

Most of the site in a nutshell, proof anyone can make up sexual definitions for words.

pervertalizing 

pervertalizing- filling one's mind with obscene stories and comments that they continue to think about or retell to others,... Filling ones ideas with perversion,
You are always pervertalizing people's minds with your obscene comments and humor.

Pervertial Sextifier 

It Is Someone that always talks errotic, kinky and, ect. Stuff that usualy one would not say in a typical conversation, is what this person does. Also can be for just someone that is perverted every second of their life.
Wow that RubyDoo is such a pervertial sextifier, I wanna be just like them!