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The practice of going about life with ones hand is his pants.
Wow, i walked in the room and you were sitting there Brianing
brianing by Dstrong March 7, 2014
The act of philosophically sleeping on the floor. Typically a person engaged in brianing places thier forehand on ones jawline.
You were brianing so hard last night.
Brianing by Fbleroux April 19, 2018
Looking away while important things are going on.

Braning can sometimes be warging to other places, animals, or times. It can also simply be navigating to places other than where crucial events are taking place.
Sorry boss, I was braning there for a second. What are the earth shattering organizational changes you were talking about that will impact our bottom line?

Ape braining

Ape braining is the act of making yourself look dumber than you actually are for comedic effect, this could be done by misspelling words, making intentional grammar errors, or just making very stupid statements.
Yo, why did you say all that stupid stuff, brian?

Ah, I was just Ape braining

brining the turkey 

1. Typically occurs when a condom is left in place following a sex act for a prolonged period resulting in a 'pruning' effect of the male member. Intoxication usually precipitates the act of brining the turkey.

2. See soaking. May also be applied to the act of prolonged 'soaking'.
George came home three sheets to the wind and had his way with Betty. Unfortunately, he was so hammered he wound up "brining the turkey".

As he awoke from his drunken slumber George looked down and saw that he had "brined the turkey".
brining the turkey by pruned November 24, 2013
When you're so salty it feels like you're pickling yourself
I'm still brining about what that asshole said
Brining by toshkathemarowak August 6, 2017