Injury 

Damage done to a body part that results in it being broken.

This rash is not an injury.

Injury by Someone June 21, 2004

Injury 

Pain to the body, commonly caused by ping pong. or other fuckin EXTREME ports !!! yeah dude!

When Devin is getting beat by a better player or when Daniel gets raped by Andrew in ping pong thats and injury

Injury by ioghfsboihbortw January 17, 2007

injury fetish 

A strong attraction to broken bones, sprains, fractures, crutches, wheelchairs, ect. It is NOT the same as a sadist, these people do not cause or wish to cause harm. They're just turned on by it. An injury fetish is usaully harmless.

He looked so sexy after he broke his leg and was in a llc, we were fucking all night.

Just looking at his broken arm made me have an orgasim because I have this huge injury fetish.

injury fetish by D2BB June 17, 2008

injury prone 

Often sustaining injuries.

Dagm: Why is Vidic captain of Manchester United? Why not Ferdinand?
Yonatan: Because Ferdinand is too injury prone.

injury prone by Mindar_theiconsborn October 20, 2013

Injury magnet 

When you have an injury on your body and everything seems to be drawn to it like a magnet to make it hurt more.

"This cut on my foot is an effin injury magnet!"

Injury magnet by MermaidGlenda September 15, 2009

Injury Day

On May 17th on Bungie.net, Injury day happened, small amount of parody threads they were all locked, and the authors were given a 14 day ban and a public forum ban.

How does a gun injure you?

How does a nuclear warhead injure you?

WTF IS WITH INJURY DAY!?!?!?!?!

Injury Day by W1SC0NS1N May 29, 2010

Injury Fallout 

When moderately injured during sports like snowboarding then immediately start second guessing everything you do. Symptoms include sinking stomach, and weak legs.

Dude, I jammed my wrist real bad last run and I am getting major injury fallout!
Comon man just fight through it!

Injury Fallout by boarda March 26, 2010