Shupenis

(Noun) A Shupenis is a meme obsessed pre-teen who can not do simple tasks without being hounded by his friends.

Signs of a Shupenis are being sent reposted Reddit and 4Chan posts in a group chat at 3am.

Someone can be a Shupenis if they have trouble letting go of a past lover, despite whether or not they actually talked to said lover. Shupeni' have a vast knowledge of the Metal gear lore, and deliver the dankest memes.

"Did you fill out that College application yet?
No. Not yet, Elder Scrolls six just came out.
Stop being a fucking Shupenis and get to it."

Shupenis by ReditIsDown August 16, 2016

Stupenis 

A superbly performing penis

Jake was Stupenis as his schlong vacillated for hours inside his girlfriend

Stupenis by Tiny dancer at the girls forum July 23, 2016

shipenis 

{shi pee nis}
Noun

Fecal matter covered penis or "shity penis".

Dude, whats that smell, are you sportin a shipenis?

shipenis by MightierSword July 7, 2010

Shpenis 

The selling of people’s souls.

I shpenised someone today.

Hey yo, you mind if I shpenis you?

Shpenis by XxShpenisxX October 28, 2020