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mom card 

Similar to a V-card, but referring to a first pregnancy rather than just ones virginity.
Dude! Did you hear about Trisha? First time splashing cherries and she straight got that mom card swiped same time as that v-card. Homegirl is prego.

mom card 

When you are so butt hurt about spending your own money you take your mother's credit card and use it for the various needs of you and your posse.
John- "Hey bro, wanna mom card this for me?"

Bob- "Sure dog, my mom won't care."
mom card by Mister Batman January 8, 2017

Your mom's credit card 

Something you can steal to buy V-Bucks
Bob: I'm better than you at Fortnite! Ha!
Dan: But I have your mom's credit card

Bob: *deletes Fortnite*

Your mom's credit card 

Someone tooks your mom's credit card to buy robux and premium on roblox
Kim: Haha noob i am better than you on adopt me
Yeon: I have Your mom's credit card
Kim: *lefts the game*

mom's credit card stealing trick 

When you steal your mom's credit card and then your mom finds out and... oh no
Friend: Hey did you try this new item? It's just 3 bucks!

Me:How do I get it?

Friend: Easy, do the mom's credit card stealing trick, that way you will get rich

Me: So you did it?

Friend: yep, and then my mom came and i won't tell you what happened next

give me your mom's credit card number

How to epically troll any kid 360 no-scope mic up kid gg ez w
scammer Hey kid, give me your mom's credit card number

kid Ok!
scammer thanks kid take this lollipop as a reward
kid Thanks Mr!
scammer wtf