Definitions by zxulu tha big lip bandit
skipping
A condition affecting cds.Occurs if you lend them out to "friends" or if you just cant take care of shit.
me-I lent my cd out to you two weeks ago and look at this shit!! Scratches everywhere.
so-called friend-Look Im sorry ill pay for it.
me-You damn right you will.Now dont ask me to borrow shit else.
so-called friend-Look Im sorry ill pay for it.
me-You damn right you will.Now dont ask me to borrow shit else.
skipping by zxulu tha big lip bandit December 29, 2004
TEN CRACK COMMANDMENTS
Good ass song by Notorious B.I.G and rules that all dealers should follow but most dont.I will now list them in the order Biggie put them in.
1.Never let no one know
How much,dough you hold.
2.Never let em know your next move.
3.Never trust nobody.
4.Never get high, on your own supply.
5.Never sell no crack where you rest at.
6.That God damn credit, dead it.
7.Keep your family and business completely seperated.
8.Never keep no weight on you.
9.If you ain’t gettin bags stay the fuck from police.
10.A strong word called consignment,If you ain’t got the clientele say hell no.
Of course I have omitted some of the lyrics for these "Commandments" to make sense.I've done my best to make this seem easy for even a yuppie to understand.So if you dont understand or think this should be deleted then you are either an asshole or the ud terrorist and his/her affiliates.
1.Never let no one know
How much,dough you hold.
2.Never let em know your next move.
3.Never trust nobody.
4.Never get high, on your own supply.
5.Never sell no crack where you rest at.
6.That God damn credit, dead it.
7.Keep your family and business completely seperated.
8.Never keep no weight on you.
9.If you ain’t gettin bags stay the fuck from police.
10.A strong word called consignment,If you ain’t got the clientele say hell no.
Of course I have omitted some of the lyrics for these "Commandments" to make sense.I've done my best to make this seem easy for even a yuppie to understand.So if you dont understand or think this should be deleted then you are either an asshole or the ud terrorist and his/her affiliates.
Little Brandon saw this definition and thought drug dealing would be simple as pie.To bad he was a white boy from the suburbs and his newfound connect killed him and took his allowance he saved.I guess I should have wrote it helps to have a black person with street cred to vouch for you if you go to drug exchange looking like a preppy white boy.Oh well.
TEN CRACK COMMANDMENTS by zxulu tha big lip bandit December 27, 2004
rascist
Ok i dont know if rascist is a europeon or british spelling of racist so I will not say anyone here is dumb or retarded.(yet anyway)Anyway we are all racist at heart whether we like to admit it or not.I dont hold it against anyone and I sure hope people will get over it and just accept that we all have had the most offensive statements prepared in our minds if a person offends us. i.e Nigger,Guinea,Wop,Wetback,Spic, etc. P.s I am black and the only reason I didnt rip on whites here is because I couldnt choose my favorite disparaging term for them.(there are sooo many)
Black man thinking"this cracka ass muthafucka better not jump out there or ill beat his fuckin ass".
Black man says:So officer, what did I do?
White cop thinks"This nigger knows exactly what the fuck he did.I should slug him for dicking around with me wasting my time with this bullshit".
White cop says:You were doing 65 in the 55 zone. Liscense and registration sir.Oh Chris Rock I didnt recognize you. I love your comedy.
Black man says:So officer, what did I do?
White cop thinks"This nigger knows exactly what the fuck he did.I should slug him for dicking around with me wasting my time with this bullshit".
White cop says:You were doing 65 in the 55 zone. Liscense and registration sir.Oh Chris Rock I didnt recognize you. I love your comedy.
rascist by zxulu tha big lip bandit December 27, 2004
Crip side
Yes the left side is the crip side.It is also the Cobra,Folks Incorporated,G.D,and Young Guns side.These gangs are known as the "Folk" sect.They all dress to the left side,pitchforks up and use the 6 point star.Colors are blacc,blue,and green.The other most popular sect is known as the "People".They dress to the right side.This sect includes slobs vickie lousLatin Kings,etc.Glad to have straightened that out for the ignorant person jay who obviously knows jack shit about gangs.look at his definition of crip side.
I woke up one morning and since I am a crip after my shower I hand to put rubberbands on my left wrist,a blue bandana around my left ankle,turn my fitted hat so the brim was over my left ear,and last but not least:hang a blue flag out my baccside,but only on the left side, yeah thats the crip side.
Crip side by zxulu tha big lip bandit December 21, 2004
BYB
The Backyard Band native to the D.C metro area.To the bitch ass nigga/cracker who got it deleted:
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thats especially for you.refer to fuck
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BYB by zxulu tha big lip bandit December 14, 2004
some shit
this is the opposite of the shit.used in various conversations refering to someone doing something poorly.
me-did you see how chris shot the ball man.
paul-yeah man, he some shit.
me-yo gimme my food nigga.ewww this taste like some shit!!!
paul-yeah man, he some shit.
me-yo gimme my food nigga.ewww this taste like some shit!!!
some shit by zxulu tha big lip bandit November 29, 2004
verga fantasma
verga fantasma by zxulu tha big lip bandit November 28, 2004