Definitions by zoloft zantac

baboso 

A slobbering, drooling idiot who rolls around in his own feces, and knows he is doing it, and is smiling about it.

I can't believe Wayne accidentally formatted his son's C: drive, what a baboso.

baboso by zoloft zantac December 8, 2006

chiquita 

cute petite girl, can be used as a pet name for ones girlfriend.

Hey, did you see that chiquita that was hangin' on Steve's mom? I didn't know that MILF was into girls.

Hey Steve, let me know when your mom is done with that chiquita.

chiquita by zoloft zantac March 29, 2004

bathtub toy 

a cute petite girl that you would like to have sex with in a bubble bath

i.e. she is small enough to get in the tub with you

Damn man, did you tag that hot ass little bathtub toy that was dancin' at the rock show last night?

So was that bathtub toy your new chiquita?

bathtub toy by zoloft zantac March 29, 2004

paste eater 

1) An insult, someone who would have eaten paste when they were a kid.

2) Any one who can't eat solid food.
i.e. babies, guy with a broken jaw

3) Jesse Borges

1) Ahw man, don't invite Karl, that guys a fucking paste eater.

2) Want some more strained carrots paste eater?

paste eater by zoloft zantac March 28, 2004

a lot a lot 

about a handful

my girlfriend was giving me a handjob, after i filled her cupped hand with sperm she looked down and said, "that's a lot a lot"

a lot a lot by zoloft zantac March 28, 2004