zee's definitions

Flava Flav

rapper who loves to wear big clocks. he's in love with a girl named bridgette.

Flave Flav says, "I SMOKE ROCKS!"

by Zee February 13, 2005

goldfish

A spontaneous erection of the male penis, usually the result of something completely non-sequitur, such as thinking about goldfish.

So I was at the downtown aquarium and all of a sudden I popped a goldfish. Mom kept looking at me funny.

by Zee January 24, 2005

MicroPenis

A medical term for a penis under 2.7 inches in length. Also known as Tiny Petito.

Before crossing the threshold Bob paused, riddled with sickening guilt; "what about my micropenis??" he asked himself. What about the micropenis indeed. Bob concluded to forget about his tiny petito for once.

by Zee November 4, 2004

preppy fuck

1. An insult used when referring to an egotistical, stuck-up, preppy person.
2. Someone who is very vain.
3. The literal act. (Preps rotate their sexual partners within the same group...so its like they all fuck each other...thus a preppy fuck!)

1. Damn that preppy fuck, Daniel! He's showing off again!
2. All those preppy fucks do is fix their hair and make up in class. Can't they pay attention?
3. Yuck! It's like one big preppy fuck over there!

by Zee August 12, 2004

javi

javi = sex.

I want to make sweet sweet javi to that man.

by zee April 7, 2004

Twudee

Punjabi for yours!!

Twudee manu!!

by zee February 28, 2004

ow

the word michael jackson likes to say a lot in his songs

michael jackson: OW!

by zee February 8, 2004