zed's definitions

COBOL

Moste obsolete programming language in human history. Cause of the disease known as "COBOL fingers" where your fingers hurts from writing too many line of useless code, often ends in amputation.

I've wasted many hours learning COBOL

by zed November 14, 2003

School monkey

Someone who goes to school and learns everything by heart without trying to understand. Usually drops out fairly quickly and gets a lucrative job at the closest fast food flipping burgers on night shifts.

Remember that school monkey from 1st year? I saw her last night working at mcdonalds

by zed December 5, 2003

Psytrance

The Best music in the entire world, awesome driving beats, melodies and riffs pulled from outerspace, at once beautiful and dark.

Zac used to listen to other music, but since he went to see Shakta, he only listens to psytrance.

by Zed August 21, 2003

bitchmonster

1. Transcending Bitch,a person who strives to be mean and is irritated by small things.

God, I thought my mom was bad, but your is a real bitchmonster...

by Zed August 21, 2003