Definitions by zeb zotop

betowhy 

A personality type characterised by rigid, linear and sequential thought processes. When faced with the problem of getting from point "A" to point "Z" persons of this type will automatically assume that they must pass through all points from "B" to "Y".

When the boss implemented a procedure for implementing new procedures and incorporating them into the office procedures manual everybody realised that the boss suffered from an affliction common to middle management - a betowhy personality and an inabiliy to see the big picture.

betowhy by zeb zotop November 12, 2011

kowalski 

The nickname given to a dependable blue collar grunt type of person always in the background doing the hard work supporting the hero, leader or boss but never getting the glory or basking in the limelight. A common name used by the American film industry for a minor supporting actor's character.

Because Corporal Bradshaw always accomplished the mission without incident or drama and never received recognition from his superiors, the platoon called him Kowalski.

kowalski by zeb zotop April 23, 2010

spigee 

A mythical beast resulting from the union of a male sparrow and a female pig. Commonly used to describe any small flying pig.

The spigee was worshipped by the ancient Boganites as a minor deity.

spigee by zeb zotop April 16, 2010

boganite 

A follower of the bogan creed.

The boganite wore a traditional flanelette shirt to the pub.

boganite by zeb zotop April 16, 2010

gripshon 

Traction obtained through a repetitive gripping action.

The running shoes gave him much gripshon on the slippery slope.

gripshon by zeb zotop April 16, 2010

geeble 

The stain left on a pillow, sheet, pyjamas, teddy bear or side of one's face by dribbling in one's sleep.

The pillow was covered in geebles.

geeble by zeb zotop April 16, 2010