zealasquigs's definitions

Swish

A descriptor applied to a feminine man. See also: the sound most pants make when you walk, or according to some people, the sound that some long or large skirts make when they’re moved around.

That dude’s such a swish in his swishy skirt. Fxkin’ hot, amirite?

by zealasquigs October 20, 2022

Make some toast in the tub

A reference to the suicide method of electrocuting oneself by getting in a bathtub of water and throwing in a toaster that’s on, coined by Bo Burnham in his song “Kill Yourself.”

Person 1: “How are you doing?”
Person 2: “I wanted to make some toast in the tub, but other than that, I’m fine.”

by zealasquigs April 30, 2023

Grindrcore

A type of nude that is badly taken, often with bad lighting, weird angles, generally taken quickly and without thought, probably one-handed.

This nude they sent is so grindrcore. It’s just them with their dick out in a bathroom with their pants around their ankles.

by zealasquigs January 2, 2023

The straights

The heterosexual population, in contrast to the gays or the queers.

What’s with all the weird gender role bullshit? The straights are not okay.

by zealasquigs December 27, 2022