Definitions by zealasquigs

Queer Cut 

A popular haircut especially among queer people, particularly the androgynous, typically defined by hair of medium or longer hair with both sides of the head shaved or buzzed off. Occasionally miserably attempted to be appropriated by the straights.

I just got the queer cut, so either I’m gay or have been living in California for too long.

Queer Cut by zealasquigs October 25, 2022

Swish 

A descriptor applied to a feminine man. See also: the sound most pants make when you walk, or according to some people, the sound that some long or large skirts make when they’re moved around.

That dude’s such a swish in his swishy skirt. Fxkin’ hot, amirite?

Swish by zealasquigs October 20, 2022

LUV 

Large Unnecessary Vehicle. Refers to a subpar SUV with no true function or sense of style to justify its size and existence. Also can refer to a huge pickup truck that’s being used for looks instead of work, often with an extended bed and multiple gas tanks.

I think the Chevy Suburban’s my least favorite LUV, but when I see the Hummer H2, I realize I’m wrong.

LUV by zealasquigs September 17, 2021

Roach coach

A burn cruise in a stagecoach, i.e. smoking ganja in house-drawn coach or carriage.

"Hark, the carriage cometh! Spark another owl, milady, let us go on a roach coach."

Roach coach by zealasquigs May 31, 2020