zealasquigs's definitions

Make some toast in the tub

A reference to the suicide method of electrocuting oneself by getting in a bathtub of water and throwing in a toaster that’s on, coined by Bo Burnham in his song “Kill Yourself.”

Person 1: “How are you doing?”
Person 2: “I wanted to make some toast in the tub, but other than that, I’m fine.”

by zealasquigs April 30, 2023

Polycruel

Mean Girls clique dynamics but they’re all gay for each other and in a really toxic polycule about it in a dysfunctional attempt to cope with schoolbully trauma, and in some cases, assert feminine stereotypes for a twisted sense of self-validation.

Those four girls are always bullying someone and they don’t let anyone else sit at their table with them, but they also seem to hate each other, yet are always making out with each other when they get the chance… no doubt about it, they’re in a polycruel together.

by zealasquigs August 23, 2025

Poonsay

A portmanteau of ‘poon tang’ or ‘poon’ and ‘pussy,’ and a variation of ‘poosay’ that is a silly twist on the slang ‘pussy’ that refers to a vagina.

I gotta take a shower; I can smell that sweet, sweet poonsay: my coochie.

by zealasquigs May 29, 2023

Weed heaves

also known as CHS or Cannabinoid Hyperemesis Syndrome, it’s when you take in way too much THC and start throwing up for hours on end, regardless of stomach contents or lack thereof.

I was up all night with the weed heaves a few hours after hitting some vape or drinking half a can of THC soda; idek which one it was this time.

by zealasquigs July 1, 2025