zack green's definitions

puritanism

1. Commonly refers to an old fashioned Christian movement which was common into colonial times.

2. According to H. L. Mencken, "The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy."

Liberal people like me are extremely afraid of puritanism rising up.

by Zack Green August 19, 2004

polar bear

An obscure insult for white people who think they are black, similar to oreo, coconut, and banana. Comes from the fact that polar bears are covered in white fur but have black skin underneath that.

Hip hop is turning all the preps into polar bears.

by Zack Green August 19, 2004

Arachibutyrophobia

The fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth.

Eating a peanut butter sandwich is challenging for people with aracibutyrophobia.

by Zack Green September 5, 2004