zack green's definitions

Unicorn

An intellectual female who is considered pretty, sexy, hot, or any similar thing.

I knew she was hot, but I didn't know she was a unicorn! Score!

by Zack Green October 29, 2004

puritanism

1. Commonly refers to an old fashioned Christian movement which was common into colonial times.

2. According to H. L. Mencken, "The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy."

Liberal people like me are extremely afraid of puritanism rising up.

by Zack Green August 19, 2004

Arachibutyrophobia

The fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth.

Eating a peanut butter sandwich is challenging for people with aracibutyrophobia.

by Zack Green September 5, 2004