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system wars

A discussion board on video game forums in which people make claims about which gaming platform is better. Usually regarded as a haven for whiny, stupid people.

Check out what they're talking about in the system wars! What is wrong with these idiots?

by Zack Green July 12, 2004

puritanism

1. Commonly refers to an old fashioned Christian movement which was common into colonial times.

2. According to H. L. Mencken, "The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy."

Liberal people like me are extremely afraid of puritanism rising up.

by Zack Green August 19, 2004

Arachibutyrophobia

The fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth.

Eating a peanut butter sandwich is challenging for people with aracibutyrophobia.

by Zack Green September 5, 2004