zack green's definitions

zerbert

1. n., A fart-like noise acheived by placing the lips on human skin and blowing.

2. v., To perfom said action.

1. My mom wanted me to kiss her, but I decided to piss her off and give her a zerbert.

2. I was bored, so I zerberted myself on the arm.

by Zack Green September 5, 2004

xanthophobia

The fear of the color yellow or the word yellow.

Bananas are scary to xanthophobics.

by Zack Green September 5, 2004

polar bear

An obscure insult for white people who think they are black, similar to oreo, coconut, and banana. Comes from the fact that polar bears are covered in white fur but have black skin underneath that.

Hip hop is turning all the preps into polar bears.

by Zack Green August 19, 2004