zack green's definitions

puritanism

1. Commonly refers to an old fashioned Christian movement which was common into colonial times.

2. According to H. L. Mencken, "The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy."

Liberal people like me are extremely afraid of puritanism rising up.

by Zack Green August 19, 2004

zeppelin

A common name for the derigable airship which has been assimilated into the English language. Like "Kleenex," many people use it despite the fact that it is a trademark of the Zeppelin Company.

I took a trip in the zeppelin...uh, I mean...derigable. Damn copyrights.

by Zack Green July 18, 2004

system wars

A discussion board on video game forums in which people make claims about which gaming platform is better. Usually regarded as a haven for whiny, stupid people.

Check out what they're talking about in the system wars! What is wrong with these idiots?

by Zack Green July 12, 2004