zachary timmerman's definitions

paint the canvas

to ejaculate forcefully upon an object/person

I told Gilbert to paint the canvas all over Nooch's eager face.

by zachary timmerman December 13, 2009

Classy Blumpkin

Receiving a blumpkin while enjoying an ice cold Natty lite bottle.

Bob: Where did all my delicious Natty bottles go?
Lyle: Tiffany came over and we had a classy blumpkin extravaganza!

by zachary timmerman October 25, 2009