18 definitions by yursh22

Prince

The funkiest sexiest legend that ever lived. He could wear high heels and women's underwear and make women moist. A cum reign that lasted from 1958-2016

"Whatever u heard about me is true, I change the rules and do what I wanna do" - Prince, 1982 (Let's Pretend We're Married, track 4 on the groundbreaking album '1999')

by yursh22 May 17, 2017

curiosity killed the cunt

A play on the saying; curiosity killed the cat. But in this case, a dumbass gets killed doing some stupid shit (male or female applicable).

He stuck his dick in a socket.

Shit, curiosity killed the cunt. Hands down.

by yursh22 June 20, 2017

Old Man Shivits

A cranky, whiny elderly person. Fuck you Wrinkles.

THAT'S NOT WHAT I WANTED

Why don't you get laid again?!?! Old man shivits...

by yursh22 July 5, 2017

balls jupiter

nickname for any guy you see in shorts with testicles exposed

Aw fuck, did you see balls Jupiter over there?
(Gags violently)

by yursh22 May 17, 2017