Twat count

Like a head count, but relating more so to the number of twats in the room. Preferably bros and snobby bitches.

Shit man, what's the twat count?

About twenty-seven, bro.

by yursh22 June 19, 2017

Old Man Shivits

A cranky, whiny elderly person. Fuck you Wrinkles.

THAT'S NOT WHAT I WANTED

Why don't you get laid again?!?! Old man shivits...

by yursh22 July 05, 2017

balls jupiter

nickname for any guy you see in shorts with testicles exposed

Aw fuck, did you see balls Jupiter over there?
(Gags violently)

by yursh22 May 17, 2017

Blimp, There It Is!

A parody on the song "Whoomp there it is!" to fit the mocking enthusiasm of a pissy fat person.

(Fat-ass bitches about something petty)
Response:
Uh oh, Blimp, There It Is! Blimp, There It Is!

by yursh22 May 17, 2017