shlumped

when you get so fucked up that you become the physical embodiment of snorlax.

“Man you should have seen Carlos last week man, he was straight shlumped!”

by yuhboi February 29, 2020

collin st john

A hunk, probably the hottest guy in the world. He gets all the girls and can beat anyone in basketball.

Woah, look at collin st john, he just hit 15 three-pointers!

by Yuhboi December 20, 2016

someone who isn’t a friend because they always take nicks side

man, she’s such an allison. she snitched on me for the orbeez.

by yuhboi February 29, 2020

someone who isn’t a friend because she always takes nicks side

man, she’s such an allison, she snitched about the orbeez

by yuhboi February 29, 2020

When you beat your meat with soy sauce and you can’t get the stain out in time before your dad gets home

“Dude! I told you i can’t talk right now! I have to deal with this Ching chang choopsy!”

by yuhboi February 29, 2020