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A.K.A. Sean "Puffy" Combs. Used to rap along side Notorious B.I.G. in the background. Was a producer for him too. Owner of the Bad Boy Records company. Realized that the only way to capitalize in the rap industry is not by producting quality music (which he can't) but by taking out the biggest names in the industry: 2pac and Biggie, to come out on top.
Took advantage of the whole eastcoast-westcoast war and had 2pac killed. He knew that nobody would look at him since he was a nobody. He also knew that Suge Knight would be the first person people would suspect since he owned 2pac's contract. 2pac wanted to leave Death Row and start doing things on his own. By killing 2pac, Suge Knight would have all the rights to 2pac's music, thus capitalizing on his death. Puff Daddy knew that and hence plotted the whole thing out. The second person people would think killed 2pac would be Notorious B.I.G. - his rival in the east-west conflict. Puffy knew that too. Puff Daddy was a nobody back then.
Six months after 2pac's death, Biggie (Notorious B.I.G.) was gunned down on the westside (L.A.) by what is suspected to be retaliation on 2pac's death. I beg to differ.
After BIG's death, Puffy primarily owned all of BIG's records. After the best rappers are gone, he could do whatever he wanted.
He tried rapping, but that didnt go too well. He generally took older songs by other artists and remixed them into rap sytle. Collaborated with other legit artists in their songs. Nowadays has a clothing company, recording studio, etc. A snake of a person. Will kill you for money.
Karma's a bitch though and one day he'll pay in the worst way possible. R.I.P. 2pac & B.I.G.

Free shit is something that you get for free without having to pay for it. Synonymous with just plain "free". Many people, however, get confused and think that some free shit is actually free just because they don't have to directly pay for it.

A term to describe a person who exhibits disgusting and/or repulsive characteristics of moral or physical character.. or both.

Can also be used to describe a place/country/setting.. etc.

A person, typically male, of legal adult age that doesn't act his age, but is obsessed with Marvel/DC comics and movies. Most likely a virgin or has very little experience with getting laid and women in general. Typically skinnyfat or otherwise out of shape. 50/50 is fat with a beard and constantly talks about how bearded guys rule or some other nonsense. More likely than not has a "gaming station" with Cheeto dust covered keyboard. A frequent patron of the comic con festivals. Ferociously defends fictional female Marvel/DC characters on twitter from "chads". The older this person is, the more of a marvelcel they are (see 30's, 40's). Probably has a sword of some sort in the bedroom.

The suffix -cel comes from the word incel.

Also synonymous with marvelfag.

How Mexicans pronounce YouTube. Not even kidding.

noun: a penis that is severely infected with any number of venereal diseases (mostly the worst ones out there like syphillis, clamidia, etc.). A penis that has nasty fluids and puss filled bumps on it and is really the worst thing that can happen to anyone. The reason its called "Vegas Cock" is because not everything that happens in Vegas stays in Vegas (i.e. it comes back with you in your pants).

Coined by A.I. witnessed by P. R. on 8/8/2008