Definitions by yourmomsboyfriend
slow food
slow food is the opposite of fast food. In other words a sit down restaurant of some sort or anything that is not McDonalds, Burger King, Taco Bell, Subway, Wendy's, KFC, Blimpie, etc.. You get the point.
coined by A. I. 10/22/2008
coined by A. I. 10/22/2008
Bunch of people in the car:
Guy1: Man i'm starvin sons!
Guy2: Shit, me too! What you wanna eat?
Guy3: I'm down with whatever, how about some BK?
Guy4: Fuck that shit! I want some slow food for a change. Sit down and relax for a bit you know.
Guy2: Yeah I hear ya brotha. Lets go get some steaks at Mastro's.
Guy1: Man i'm starvin sons!
Guy2: Shit, me too! What you wanna eat?
Guy3: I'm down with whatever, how about some BK?
Guy4: Fuck that shit! I want some slow food for a change. Sit down and relax for a bit you know.
Guy2: Yeah I hear ya brotha. Lets go get some steaks at Mastro's.
slow food by yourmomsboyfriend June 7, 2019
filth bucket
A term to describe a person who exhibits disgusting and/or repulsive characteristics of moral or physical character.. or both.
Can also be used to describe a place/country/setting.. etc.
Can also be used to describe a place/country/setting.. etc.
two friends on vacation in Bangkok:
friend 1: dude, lets go get us some legit foot massage, my feet are hurting from all the walking around
friend 2: nah man, think of how many nasty ass feet these people touch every day. its disgusting.
friend 1: oh, but you're totally ok with having a bar girl suck your dick with no condom on you fucking filth bucket.
friend 2: don't judge me bro
friend 1: dude, lets go get us some legit foot massage, my feet are hurting from all the walking around
friend 2: nah man, think of how many nasty ass feet these people touch every day. its disgusting.
friend 1: oh, but you're totally ok with having a bar girl suck your dick with no condom on you fucking filth bucket.
friend 2: don't judge me bro
filth bucket by yourmomsboyfriend January 1, 2019
Soycuckistan
Pretty much everywhere outside MERICA. Places like Europe, Australia, Canada, and a bunch of other soyboy cuck breeding grounds. Also, states like California and New York and most of the East/West coastline. Places that don't respect individual rights and are collectivist shitholes.
European Soycuckistan: "We need to ban free speech because nobody should be offended by words. Only approved speech should be allowed. Its for the GREATER GOOD."
MERICA: "What a fucking mess. Keep you Soycuckistan to yourselves and stay the fuck away from us or we'll glass crater your ass."
MERICA: "What a fucking mess. Keep you Soycuckistan to yourselves and stay the fuck away from us or we'll glass crater your ass."
Soycuckistan by yourmomsboyfriend December 14, 2018
Scumraderie
Or Scumradery..
1. Scumraderie is the same thing as comraderie, but among scumbags. Sort of like spirit of goodwill.
2. Can also be between comrades, but to the detriment of others.
1. Scumraderie is the same thing as comraderie, but among scumbags. Sort of like spirit of goodwill.
2. Can also be between comrades, but to the detriment of others.
Scumraderie:
Definition 1 example:
We Buy Gold owner 1 (on the phone): "hey buddy, this guy came in and i low balled him so he's coming to your store for another quote. make sure you fuck him over!"
We Buy Gold owner 2 (on the phone with WBG owner 1): "hey thanks boss. i'll throw some money back your way!"
Definition 2 example:
Guy 1: Heather suspected that you had a girlfriend, but I told her that you broke up and I also talked you up, so you're golden for some nice anal tonight, buddy.
Guy 2: Fuck yeah bro, you're a real comrade. I'm gonna talk her into a threesome with both of us!
Definition 1 example:
We Buy Gold owner 1 (on the phone): "hey buddy, this guy came in and i low balled him so he's coming to your store for another quote. make sure you fuck him over!"
We Buy Gold owner 2 (on the phone with WBG owner 1): "hey thanks boss. i'll throw some money back your way!"
Definition 2 example:
Guy 1: Heather suspected that you had a girlfriend, but I told her that you broke up and I also talked you up, so you're golden for some nice anal tonight, buddy.
Guy 2: Fuck yeah bro, you're a real comrade. I'm gonna talk her into a threesome with both of us!
Scumraderie by yourmomsboyfriend February 27, 2013
nigger steak
to the contrary blief, a nigger steak is not chicken. it is rather a cheap, shit quality meat or piece of liver. the reson for it being called a nigger steak is because most black people were poor back in the day and couldn't afford prime grade meats to eat at dinners, so they resorted to a lower grade food such as liver or shit meat.
damn, are you cooking nigger steaks again? spend an extra 2 bucks per pound and get something decent for once.. fuuuuuck!!
nigger steak by yourmomsboyfriend March 10, 2010
cock swagger
the motion of erect or semi erect penis when it swings from side to side when you walk around naked. like when you're having sex all around the house and you need to take the act into the kitchen for whatever reason, as you walk over, the penis in its erect form will swing or swagger from side to side. try it next time!
guy 1: yesterday me and my girl stayed in and fucked all day long. we did it everywhere around the house. she wanted to get fucked on the kitchen counter so as we walked over to the kitchen, i got the cock swagger going on. it turned her on so much that she got on her knees halfway through and started sucking off until i busted in her mouth
guy 2: holy shit dude.. thanks for a graphic representation.
guy 1: hey, thats why we're friends, right?
guy 2: holy shit dude.. thanks for a graphic representation.
guy 1: hey, thats why we're friends, right?
cock swagger by yourmomsboyfriend March 9, 2010
ass stamina
an ass stamina is the measurement of the ability of a girl (...or a guy) to take an immense amount of pounding (intercourse) in the lower opening of the alimentary canal (i.e. anus or asshole). for anal intercourse lovers, ass stamina plays an important role in the process; the more ass stamina the receiving person has, the more enjoyment both parties (giving and receiving) will get out of the intercourse.
a lot of ass stamina can be seen in people exhibiting the constant need for anal intercourse even after the prolonged, hard pounding has been performed on their anus by the giving party.
my girl sure has a lot of ass stamina. i was going blitzkrieg on that ass for over 30 minutes until i almost passed out and she still wanted me to pound it more. her asshole was gaping so much i could easily fit my fist in it.
my girl sure has a lot of ass stamina. i was going blitzkrieg on that ass for over 30 minutes until i almost passed out and she still wanted me to pound it more. her asshole was gaping so much i could easily fit my fist in it.
ass stamina by yourmomsboyfriend March 9, 2010