Definitions by your momma

Betsy Ross 

A tremendously clutch defication. Such as one that can be taken at the basement of the Betsy Ross house in Philidelphia. Also known as just a Betsy.

Man, after eating that Indian Buffet, I need to take a Betsy Ross.

Betsy Ross by Your Momma November 19, 2006

rapingly 

a form of the word rape, similar in relation to love and lovingly

I hope your quiz isn't ass-rapingly hard

rapingly by Your Momma May 13, 2005

crizby hole 

slang for crusty butthole

I'd like to ram my foot up his crisby hole

crizby hole by your momma March 29, 2005

Stink Tooth 

1. A tooth that emits a putrid smell. Usually caused by food stuck in a decaying cavity.
2. A common excuse to not kiss your partner.

Man, my stink tooth is really acting up today after that barbeque I ate.

Stink Tooth by Your Momma January 27, 2005

hair band 

a type of band popular in the 80's, early 90's who's image consisted of long hair.

Guns N Roses is an awesome hair band

hair band by your momma July 12, 2004

moyers man 

has a slight case of homosexuallity with cody seal.

Jeremy:Moyers man come outside
Moyers Man: Nah nothing to do
Jeremy: But cody seal is outside.
Moyers man:Be out in a sec

moyers man by your momma March 14, 2004

sheltered 

A person who leads this kind of life is one who doesn't get out enough, is still pathetically mind-controlled by their parents and is scared shitless of them. Anything fun is presumed to be evil. Common condition in children of very religious families.

Man, what an ass...that kid must be so sheltered

sheltered by your momma December 31, 2003