Definitions by your face
ricer
Usually someone who buys a used Honda Civic for $2,000 and upgrades it with $10,000 in modifications, and then wishes they had bought that ultra-cool Scion that looks like the box that came in the mail with all of my sex toys in it.
flamboyant dragster
Two men get into a dragster naked and proceed to burn their rectums with fire, when their rectums have been burned, they then proceed to poop into each other's mouths. The men then will spit the poop all over each other and have anal sex. This is all happening while a third man watches while masturbating.
flamboyant dragster by your face October 18, 2003