Polishing the family's jewels

A slang term for masturbation, observably used primarily British "people".

Sam: "I was in my flat polishing the family's jewels until my sister knocked on the door"

by your big gay ○w○ May 29, 2021

Superwholock diaspora

"People" from the superwholock Fandom who are not sitting around in tumblr and are scattered around social media, living amongst normal human beings

Jim: when on instagram, I saw a couple of fucktards from the superwholock diaspora

Sam: dear God

by your big gay ○w○ May 25, 2021

Chinese cheese

It's when you need to poop but your fat and hot.

Tim: hey Greg u look like u need to do something

Greg: gotta go Chinese cheese.

by your big gay ○w○ April 09, 2019