don't give me crap

when somebody tells you something you (don't) want to hear

Guy 1: Everybody knows you suck at fighting back
Guy 2: Don't Give Me Crap you duckfuck

by your best idiot April 05, 2010

Ass fetish

when a person has a daily routine of staring at (most likely females) asses, to the point of grabbing the ass and laughing maniacally

When wlaking down the streets, Melissa got her ass grabbed to the outrageous ass fetish Diddy had, causing him to laugh maniacally

by your best idiot March 27, 2010

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Terrible

something George W. Bush is

You. are. TERRIBLE!

by your best idiot April 07, 2010

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Cajun Pizza

Black, ultra-spicy pizza

I went to order out for pizza, when I got the pizza, i put some black, ultra-spicy hot cajun sauce on the pizza, when i finished the pizza, i was blowing fire and sweating like hell when i ate the cajun pizza

by your best idiot May 16, 2010

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Ultimatum

A very weird where you shout (though it can be omitted) ULTIMATUM!!! and explain 2-4 scenarios, all have to be humiliating and/or violent.

Jake: Yo, man, i got this cool game! it's called Ultimatum! IT'S AWESOME!

Dan: Hey dude, Explain the rules!

Jake: no. Let's play! Didds, you start!

Diddy: K, Jake, will you: 1: take a long piss with the door open, 2: take the oath of ignorance, 3: go nuts for the week, and 4: smash sum priceless thing"

Jake: Woah, that's a tough one, choice... 1

Diddy: then you have to take the next piss with the door open

Jake: WHAT!?! People will see my ding dong!

Brenda: You Picked your fate! and you will have to do it once.

Diddy: And i forgot, it has to happen at a party, when LOTS of people are around

by your best idiot April 05, 2010

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