your best idiot's definitions
the absolute worst t-shit company that tries to make PUNS jokes, the three things they are missing when they MAKE the shirts is: Beer, High IQ's, And a godamn sense of nowaday's humor
Iggy: Hey, dude, you got that Snorgtees shirt?
Dan: Ya, like it?
Iggy: WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING?
Dan: I like the humor!
Iggy: the humor... THE HUMOR!? you have NO fucking soul! you fuck!
Dan: Ya know what? i'll fucking change into a better shirt!
Iggy: Great idea!
Dan: Ya, like it?
Iggy: WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING?
Dan: I like the humor!
Iggy: the humor... THE HUMOR!? you have NO fucking soul! you fuck!
Dan: Ya know what? i'll fucking change into a better shirt!
Iggy: Great idea!
by your best idiot April 25, 2010
Get the Snorgteesmug. 1) The best kind of sidekick you'll ever get! Best known as the strongest chimpanzee in the Donkey Kong series
2) To wear a red cap and you're favourite food is bananas
3) To be near a muscular friend
2) To wear a red cap and you're favourite food is bananas
3) To be near a muscular friend
1) Diddy: Second banana is what I am!
2) That dude is... imitating? Diddy Kong!
3) I'm Diddy and this is my buddy DK
2) That dude is... imitating? Diddy Kong!
3) I'm Diddy and this is my buddy DK
by your best idiot March 27, 2010
Get the Diddy Kongmug. by your best idiot April 5, 2010
Get the The Gamemug. by your best idiot April 5, 2010
Get the 00_mug. the Poo list:
<The Factory> - when you eat too much and the poo collects, like a factory
<The Liquidator> - when you ingest a full few gallons of water, so the poop comes out as a liquid
<The Fiery load> - when you ingest hot food and the result is dry, irritating poop, rather than hot
<The Sweetcorn> - when you eat a lot of corn and not all of it has been absorbed, so the ones not absorbed are in, or around, the shite
<The Killa> - when you eat too much and the result can potentially kill you
<The Orgasmo> - when you try to shite, but end up shiteing with constant moans and groans, and then eject-ulate
<The Packed Snow> - after a wild night of having cum thrown into your arse, you shite white shite instead of brown shite
<The Grazer> - when the shite grazes your inside and you shite bloody shite
<The Bladdoshaker> - when you shite, but during the shite, you involuntarily take a piss as well
<The Bunny> - when you shite pellets instead of clumps
<The Wider one> - when your shite looks wider than it is long
<The Stranded> - when one shite is strung to another by a string, common to string eaters
<The Drinker's load> - when discarded beer mixes with your shite, turning it into a shade of yellow
<The Snake, The Spring> - when your shite coils up
i had to shit what making this list
<The Factory> - when you eat too much and the poo collects, like a factory
<The Liquidator> - when you ingest a full few gallons of water, so the poop comes out as a liquid
<The Fiery load> - when you ingest hot food and the result is dry, irritating poop, rather than hot
<The Sweetcorn> - when you eat a lot of corn and not all of it has been absorbed, so the ones not absorbed are in, or around, the shite
<The Killa> - when you eat too much and the result can potentially kill you
<The Orgasmo> - when you try to shite, but end up shiteing with constant moans and groans, and then eject-ulate
<The Packed Snow> - after a wild night of having cum thrown into your arse, you shite white shite instead of brown shite
<The Grazer> - when the shite grazes your inside and you shite bloody shite
<The Bladdoshaker> - when you shite, but during the shite, you involuntarily take a piss as well
<The Bunny> - when you shite pellets instead of clumps
<The Wider one> - when your shite looks wider than it is long
<The Stranded> - when one shite is strung to another by a string, common to string eaters
<The Drinker's load> - when discarded beer mixes with your shite, turning it into a shade of yellow
<The Snake, The Spring> - when your shite coils up
i had to shit what making this list
by your best idiot April 19, 2010
Get the Poomug. when you get a tingly feeling of anger inside you that takes you over after someone does something bad to you, can range from telling to a full blow single-punch knockout
Dan: Dude, Jesse spat on me the other day so i knocked him out to teach him not to mess with a pissed man
Jake: Wow, how long was he out for?
Dan: 'bout 8 hours
Jake: Pissed Revenge if you ask me
Dan: now Jesse is afraid of me
Jake: Wow, how long was he out for?
Dan: 'bout 8 hours
Jake: Pissed Revenge if you ask me
Dan: now Jesse is afraid of me
by your best idiot April 17, 2010
Get the Pissed Revengemug.