your best idiot's definitions
a disaease that goes straight to your head
Symptoms include:
A strong liking for Iggy Koopa
Constantly rearranging your daily schedule to include Iggy Koopa
Your favourite singer is Jon Bon Jovi because he sounds like Iggy Koopa
The desperate need to find Green Hair Spray
A Love for forests
Going Nuts and/or Crazy
the need to wear thick-ring glasses
Speaking little English and lots of Gibberish
Thinking God is Iggy Koopa
You flood your bedroom with Iggy Koopa paraphenailia
You change your name to Iggy (insert last name here)
Creating Iggyism
Iggy Koopa Syndrome is serious and should be taken seriously, as it can escalate and you start telling people that Iggyism is a religion and start converting people, even the homedogs, to Iggyism
Symptoms include:
A strong liking for Iggy Koopa
Constantly rearranging your daily schedule to include Iggy Koopa
Your favourite singer is Jon Bon Jovi because he sounds like Iggy Koopa
The desperate need to find Green Hair Spray
A Love for forests
Going Nuts and/or Crazy
the need to wear thick-ring glasses
Speaking little English and lots of Gibberish
Thinking God is Iggy Koopa
You flood your bedroom with Iggy Koopa paraphenailia
You change your name to Iggy (insert last name here)
Creating Iggyism
Iggy Koopa Syndrome is serious and should be taken seriously, as it can escalate and you start telling people that Iggyism is a religion and start converting people, even the homedogs, to Iggyism
Woman: My child has been suffering from Iggy Koopa syndrome and now he tells me to convert to Iggyism and when i walk into his room, Iggy Koopa related stuff is in there, even cans of green hair spray!
Woman 2: Wow, My child has been suffering from Iggy Koopa syndrome too! except he tells the family to convert to Iggyism! he mowed the grass to look like his head so this "Iggy Koopa" can watch as he prays to him as a GOD!
Woman: Anything we can do?
Man: No, they're gonna live with this until they snap out of it
Woman 2: Wow, My child has been suffering from Iggy Koopa syndrome too! except he tells the family to convert to Iggyism! he mowed the grass to look like his head so this "Iggy Koopa" can watch as he prays to him as a GOD!
Woman: Anything we can do?
Man: No, they're gonna live with this until they snap out of it
by your best idiot April 10, 2010
Get the Iggy Koopa syndromemug. 1: Ditching school cause:
a: you hate it
b: it's terrible
c: something terrible has happened
2: a freshly stolen object
3: a type of jam where you have hooks stuck in your clothes
a: you hate it
b: it's terrible
c: something terrible has happened
2: a freshly stolen object
3: a type of jam where you have hooks stuck in your clothes
1: Fuck school, Fuck homework!, i going to play hooky
2: Dude! is that a hooky phone?!
3: Sorry i was late, i was in a bit of a hooky
2: Dude! is that a hooky phone?!
3: Sorry i was late, i was in a bit of a hooky
by Your Best Idiot April 23, 2010
Get the Hookymug. 
1) Larry Koopa, known cheater
2) the act of Larrying (cheating and getting away with it)
3) a guy who goes nuts and gives away answers to the next exam
in udda words, a guy who cheats and will let others cheat
2) the act of Larrying (cheating and getting away with it)
3) a guy who goes nuts and gives away answers to the next exam
in udda words, a guy who cheats and will let others cheat
1) Larry's castle is full of deathtraps, fucking cheater
2) I just got through a test and nobody knew i Larried
3) ANSWERS! GETCHA ANSWERS HERE!
2) I just got through a test and nobody knew i Larried
3) ANSWERS! GETCHA ANSWERS HERE!
by your best idiot March 6, 2010
Get the Larrymug. a card game played with bottles of beer or sugary coca-cola
Rules:
- Turns go clockwise, the person on your left is after you
- Play until 1 man is left standing
- a minimum of 6 people can play
- Always have a tune playing
- Everyone must drink at least once
- Do NOT chicken out
- Never vomit,
- Never admit your in love with someone, people who want to play the game play the game
- A "drop" is 1-2 gulps of your chosen bottle
The cards:
2 = You: the person that got the card asks a random person to take a drop from a chosen bottle
3 = Me: the person that got the card takes a drop from a chosen bottle
4 = All: when this card is drawn, everybody takes a drop from their chosen bottle
5 = Boys: when this card is drawn, every boy takes the drop
6 = Girls: when this card is drawn, every girl takes the drop
7 = Lucky: nothing happens
8 = Drain it!: only 1 bottle is the casualty when this card is played
9 = Recover: take up to 3 turns out healing
10 = Double time!: take up to 6 turns out healing
Jack (11) = Pwned: you're out for a turn
Queen (12) = Question: ask a person a question, in turn either awnser or ask another person a question. if the chain breaks the person who broke the chain takes a drop
King (13) = The boot: the drawer is out until the next round
Ace (1) = Everyone's fucked: it's anyone's game when this card is drawn
Rules:
- Turns go clockwise, the person on your left is after you
- Play until 1 man is left standing
- a minimum of 6 people can play
- Always have a tune playing
- Everyone must drink at least once
- Do NOT chicken out
- Never vomit,
- Never admit your in love with someone, people who want to play the game play the game
- A "drop" is 1-2 gulps of your chosen bottle
The cards:
2 = You: the person that got the card asks a random person to take a drop from a chosen bottle
3 = Me: the person that got the card takes a drop from a chosen bottle
4 = All: when this card is drawn, everybody takes a drop from their chosen bottle
5 = Boys: when this card is drawn, every boy takes the drop
6 = Girls: when this card is drawn, every girl takes the drop
7 = Lucky: nothing happens
8 = Drain it!: only 1 bottle is the casualty when this card is played
9 = Recover: take up to 3 turns out healing
10 = Double time!: take up to 6 turns out healing
Jack (11) = Pwned: you're out for a turn
Queen (12) = Question: ask a person a question, in turn either awnser or ask another person a question. if the chain breaks the person who broke the chain takes a drop
King (13) = The boot: the drawer is out until the next round
Ace (1) = Everyone's fucked: it's anyone's game when this card is drawn
Matt: I played 5 rounds of Drinks for Cards with Dan and his friends. some of them were girls!
Mike: Woah, how may rounds did you win? and how many bottles were spent?
Matt: 3, 14
Mike: ... fucking wow
Matt: now i have a fucking headache
Mike: Woah, how may rounds did you win? and how many bottles were spent?
Matt: 3, 14
Mike: ... fucking wow
Matt: now i have a fucking headache
by your best idiot May 17, 2010
Get the Drinks for Cardsmug. *Definiton Varies in Context*
1) Lower than Cruel, as in King Cruel
2) King K. Rool, the green lizard from the Donkey Kong series
3) Big and nasty, see cruel
1) Lower than Cruel, as in King Cruel
2) King K. Rool, the green lizard from the Donkey Kong series
3) Big and nasty, see cruel
1) Fuck, i just got clobbered by King K Rool! i'm gunna get him!
2) King K Rool: Sometimes i wonder... Do i want this?
3) There come Cruel, then comes King Cruel. Get it?
2) King K Rool: Sometimes i wonder... Do i want this?
3) There come Cruel, then comes King Cruel. Get it?
by your best idiot March 26, 2010
Get the King K Roolmug. by Your Best Idiot April 1, 2010
Get the erectummug.