your best idiot's definitions

pizza

best meal in the world. Vegetarians will snap out of their near-deadly ways to get 1 slice of the meal Italy invented

G1: Dude, i just had this pizza slice, wanna try?
G2: No way man, i'm a vegetarian
G1: That's false man, try it! it's good!
G2: no, i'd rather eat tofu
G1: that last serving of tofu you ate was nothing but pizza! goes with everything!
G2: GIVE ME THAT SLICE!!!

by your best idiot March 16, 2010

Afrinem

What happens when you listen to Eminem and Afroman at the same fucking time

Duuude, i'm listening to Afrinem

by your best idiot May 15, 2010

Erectile Override

opposite of Erectle Dysfunction, Erectile Dysfunction is where you can't get boners. Erectile Override is where you ALWAYS get boners for no apparent reasons

living with Erectle Dysfunction sucks, living with Erectile Override is humiliating

by your best idiot April 22, 2010

Jiggy

1: Down with or Okay
2: Bad or Farked Up
3: The puzzle peice known throughout the Banjo-Kazooie series
4: Iggy, with a "J" sound at the beginning
5: short for Jigsaw

1: I'm jiggy, you jiggy?
2: I just took a hella jiggy shit
3:

Banjo the Bear: Hey, the last Jiggy!
Iggy Koopa: |34(|< 0|=|=, 5|-|17|-|34|),1 12 31337 (Back off, Shithead, I am too elite!
4: Jiggy Koopa is wrong, for some reason
5: Pass me that jiggy peice, will ya?

by your best idiot April 6, 2010

Tcha

an emphatic form of Ya, meaning Yes or You

Tcha digg?

by your best idiot April 12, 2010

Dhe

a somewhat strange spelling of the

What dhe fuck you you WANT me to say, mudherfuckers

by your best idiot April 13, 2010

I bet

Used to indicate sarcasm

Dude 1: My legs hurt
Dude 2: Hmph i bet
Dude 1: Seriously, man! they hurt

by your best idiot April 5, 2010