yorrick hunt's definitions

boxing

to fight with fists or with padded gloves in a boxing ring

I had to give up boxing when my opponents kept getting their gloves caught in my stomach.

by yorrick hunt January 23, 2008

cough it up

what to say to someone when you want something from them

Where's that fifty you owe me? Cough it up!

Have you got that information I wanted? Cough it up!

by yorrick hunt January 18, 2008

Blympic Games

Olympic Games for fat people

The Blympic Games Motto is "Fatter, Heavier, Wider"

by yorrick hunt October 3, 2008

price tag

a label attached to an item to display its sale price

Should you be disqualified from a beauty contest if you accidentally leave the price tag on your breasts?

by yorrick hunt January 22, 2008

catapult

Y-shaped device having a loop of elastic attached to the ends of the prongs and used for firing stones, ball bearings or other small objects (cf. slingshot, shanghai)

It is ethically unacceptable to feed an ugly baby with a catapult.

by yorrick hunt January 23, 2008

miss ballooniverse

like Miss Universe, only fatter

Keep stuffing your cake hole with junk food darling, and one day you will realise your dream of becoming Miss Ballooniverse.

by yorrick hunt January 23, 2008

Latin

the language of ancient Rome and the Roman Empire

Hey, hola vass! Do you speak Latin?

by yorrick hunt May 23, 2008