A sexual experience caused by viewing arousing images, or by listening to, or reading arousing words, rather than by actual physical contact.
An example of a mild sex fantasy:
As she lay back naked on the couch, Angelina's thoughts turned to the mysterious stranger who had just left her a message on Skype. Suddenly, her body trembled as she felt his hands on her bare skin, his warm breath on her neck and his soft lips seeking hers. In the darkness, she turned her face towards his, her mouth eagerly searching, her breath coming in short gasps and, as their lips touched, Angelina knew a hunger that she had not felt in a long time. Ever so gently, his fingers began a searching caress as their bodies pressed together....
As she lay back naked on the couch, Angelina's thoughts turned to the mysterious stranger who had just left her a message on Skype. Suddenly, her body trembled as she felt his hands on her bare skin, his warm breath on her neck and his soft lips seeking hers. In the darkness, she turned her face towards his, her mouth eagerly searching, her breath coming in short gasps and, as their lips touched, Angelina knew a hunger that she had not felt in a long time. Ever so gently, his fingers began a searching caress as their bodies pressed together....
by yorrick hunt January 21, 2008

Even though he had no bet in the race, as the horses passed the winning post he yelled out, "Yow beyowdy" just to annoy the people around him.
by yorrick hunt January 19, 2008

Was I being a romantic fool when I offered her an extra fifty if she could convince me that she wasn't doing it just for the money?
by yorrick hunt January 22, 2008

I believe that the sun will rise tomorrow. I cannot NOT believe it no matter how hard I try. This belief is not under my control. None of my beliefs are.
by yorrick hunt January 29, 2008

When recycled sewage is added to your water supply, you no longer need to add croutons to your soup.
by yorrick hunt January 11, 2009

French for "enter" or "come in"; pronounced "on-trails"; usually followed by the word "excrement" (French for "my dear fellow" or "fair lady")
As he opened the door, he welcomed his visitor in the customary manner by saying,"Entrails, excrement!"
by yorrick hunt January 31, 2008

Hurry up and get out of that shitter. I'm bustin to go.
Piss off! You're just gonna have to bake it.
Piss off! You're just gonna have to bake it.
by yorrick hunt January 13, 2008
