Definitions by yorrick hunt

king midas

In Greek mythology, King Midas is remembered for being granted the wish of being able to turn everything that he touched into gold (the Midas Touch).

King Midas was granted the opposite of the Shitters Touch.

king midas by yorrick hunt January 19, 2008

yow beyowdy 

extreme exclamation of achievement or satisfaction (cf. you beauty)

Even though he had no bet in the race, as the horses passed the winning post he yelled out, "Yow beyowdy" just to annoy the people around him.

yow beyowdy by yorrick hunt January 19, 2008

as ugly as a hatful 

shortened form of "as ugly as a hat full of assholes"

He was so desperate for a root that he boned her, even though she was as ugly as a hatful.

as ugly as a hatful by yorrick hunt January 19, 2008

jenny talia 

a name that sounds a lot like genitalia

I think I'll call my boat "Jenny Talia". I like the sound of it.

jenny talia by yorrick hunt January 18, 2008

hola vass 

Latin for "asshole". Literal meaning: "hole of ass". Used as a form of address in conversation.

Hey, hola vass! Do you speak Latin?

hola vass by yorrick hunt January 18, 2008

shuthole 

silence; stop talking; be quiet; shut up

You talk too much. Get some shuthole.
Will you shuthole? No one wants to hear your crap.
Shuthole, dammit! I'm trying to think!

shuthole by yorrick hunt January 18, 2008

lolloping

flopping about; bouncing movement; jiggling

Have a look at the lolloping, flolloping gut tongue on that fat bastard.

lolloping by yorrick hunt January 18, 2008