yorrick hunt's definitions

snorter

Something exceptional, well above average, great.

What did you think of that joke?
I loved it. It was a fucking snorter!

by yorrick hunt January 14, 2008

bake it

To not excrete bowel movement even though the body signals the need to do so.

Hurry up and get out of that shitter. I'm bustin to go.
Piss off! You're just gonna have to bake it.

by yorrick hunt January 13, 2008

entrails

French for "enter" or "come in"; pronounced "on-trails"; usually followed by the word "excrement" (French for "my dear fellow" or "fair lady")

As he opened the door, he welcomed his visitor in the customary manner by saying,"Entrails, excrement!"

by yorrick hunt January 31, 2008

sex fantasy

A sexual experience caused by viewing arousing images, or by listening to, or reading arousing words, rather than by actual physical contact.

An example of a mild sex fantasy:

As she lay back naked on the couch, Angelina's thoughts turned to the mysterious stranger who had just left her a message on Skype. Suddenly, her body trembled as she felt his hands on her bare skin, his warm breath on her neck and his soft lips seeking hers. In the darkness, she turned her face towards his, her mouth eagerly searching, her breath coming in short gasps and, as their lips touched, Angelina knew a hunger that she had not felt in a long time. Ever so gently, his fingers began a searching caress as their bodies pressed together....

by yorrick hunt January 21, 2008

gut tongue

the part of a large gut that hangs over the belt like a huge tongue

Have a look at the gut tongue on that fat bastard.

by yorrick hunt January 14, 2008

Kartya Kokkov

The Russian equivalent of Lorena Bobbitt.

Ivor Biggun (also known as Robert "Doc" Cox) never had an affair with Kartya Kokkov.

by yorrick hunt January 25, 2008

belief

what you accept as true or real

I believe that the sun will rise tomorrow. I cannot NOT believe it no matter how hard I try. This belief is not under my control. None of my beliefs are.

by yorrick hunt January 29, 2008