egotist

1. a person who insists on talking about himself/herself when you want to talk about yourself
2. a person who yells out his/her own name on reaching orgasm
Theo is such an egotist. He is not just foolishly infatuated with himself. With him it is the real thing.
by yorrick hunt January 26, 2008
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egotist

1. a person who insists on talking about himself/herself when you want to talk about yourself
2. a person who yells out his/her own name on reaching orgasm
Theo is such an egotist. He is not just foolishly infatuated with himself. With him it is the real thing.
by yorrick hunt January 22, 2008
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an Australian; a person who is a citizen of Australia
Yes, I'm a dinky die ridgy didge true blue fair dinkum dead set wanker. Welcome to Australia, cobber.
by yorrick hunt June 10, 2008
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do your ass

lose most, if not all, of money you have gambled or risked
The longer you play the slot machines the more certain it becomes that you will do your ass.
by yorrick hunt January 28, 2008
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cum buddy

someone to help you out when you are hard up
Nobody wanted to be Theo's cum buddy.
by yorrick hunt June 03, 2008
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puzzle

a problem that cannot be easily solved
Puzzles:

1. Plant ten trees in five rows of four trees each.

2. Cut a cake into eight equal pieces with only three cuts.

3. If today was tomorrow yesterday, what would today be the
day after tomorrow?

4. The prisoner is in a cell where one door leads to freedom
and the other door leads to death. There are two guards.
One guard always tells the truth. The other guard always
tells lies. The prisoner does not know which door is
which or which guard is which or which guard is on which
door. He is allowed to ask one question of one guard in
order to find out the door to freedom. What question must
he ask?
by yorrick hunt May 14, 2008
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cockheading

being stupid; showing stupidity; displaying lack of intelligence
So many definitions on Urban Dictionary are prime examples of cockheading.
by yorrick hunt June 02, 2008
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